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Lucas51

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 26 August 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2238
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Lucas51 : -Im a laid back person who loves playing video games, playing sports, and hanging out with friends. Message me!

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Visits<b>bell1337</b> - the 09/23/2011 at 6:44am

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Today, at my job as a cocktail server in a bar, a group of good looking ladies sat in my section. As I was finishing up with the table next to them I overheard one of them saying, "I hope we don't get that guy, I want a sexy waiter tonight." FML

#18286686
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32415) - you deserved it (2668)

On 11/19/2011 at 2:58am - misc - by Tyler - United States (Iowa)

Today, like every day, I used my phone while taking a dump. As I reached for some toilet paper to wipe myself, my sister pounded on the door for me to hurry up. I yelled "Fine," and without realizing it, wiped myself with my phone. FML

#18239656
301 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16150) - you deserved it (55227)

On 11/13/2011 at 5:46pm - misc - by shootme - Canada

Today, like every day since my birth, my name is Spreme. Yeah, you probably have trouble pronouncing it correctly too. FML

#18227248
473 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41299) - you deserved it (3196) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/12/2011 at 10:42am - misc - by Nico - France

Today, my mother spent over $5,000 to fly in a Feng-Shui master, put him in a five-star hotel, and had him walk around our house with a compass, moving things to help improve the "energy flow." Now all I have in my room is an old mattress and lamp. He's coming back tomorrow. FML

#18209020
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32668) - you deserved it (2927)

On 11/10/2011 at 9:35am - money - by Agathus (man) - United Arab Emirates

Today, I was happily playing with my young niece and nephew. Their grandmother was watching and said, "You are so good with children! Why don't you have any?" My husband died 3 months ago. FML

#18076540
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51451) - you deserved it (2592)

On 10/25/2011 at 10:28pm - kids - by kiddoc - United States (New York)

Today, while I was waiting in line at McDonalds, I found out I can sneeze, pee, and poop all at the same time. FML

#17934817
283 comments

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On 10/08/2011 at 12:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was using the toilet and decided to check out some FMLs. One made me laugh out loud as my room-mate was passing by the bathroom. He now tells everyone my penis is so small it makes even me laugh every time I see it. FML

#17919622
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39093) - you deserved it (10054)

On 10/06/2011 at 12:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I went to the movies on a date. I went to pay for the tickets when I realized that I didn't have my wallet. Instead of my boyfriend paying, he laughed and paid for his own ticket. Then he went ahead and saw the movie without me. FML

#17908594
305 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46833) - you deserved it (7115)

On 10/05/2011 at 12:16am - love - by myBFsucks - Canada (Alberta)

Today, at football practice, a 200lb lineman ended up landing on my stomach. The weight made me shit myself. My new nickname is "Muddbutt". FML

#17880531
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34118) - you deserved it (4415)

On 10/01/2011 at 6:45pm - misc - by FirstStringQB - United States (California)

Today, I was giving an anti-drugs speech to a group of ninth graders. I got onto the topic of trafficking from problem countries and asked a student to point out Mexico City on a map. He hesitated a few seconds before pointing at Canada. What the hell has the education system come to? FML

#17874852
141 comments

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On 09/30/2011 at 10:55pm - kids - by jesus christ - United States

Today, after 4 months of no family contact while deployed in the military, I receive an email from my mother. Attached was a picture of a toilet full of green shit, with a message from my mom saying, "Seen neon poo before? Thought I would share!" FML

#17862319
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26078) - you deserved it (2008)

On 09/29/2011 at 8:27am - misc - by btchzloveit (man) - United States (Armed Forces Pacific)

Today, I bought a UV light so I could detect cat pee, since I was sure my cat was relieving herself on the carpet. I decided to try it out in the living room first. Nearly half the room lit up like a Christmas tree. FML

#17829441
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31604) - you deserved it (4687)

On 09/25/2011 at 12:15pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was introducing my American cousin to the peaceful English village I live in. Just as I was reassuring her that the people were very friendly and welcoming, a car drove past and pelted us with eggs. FML

#17811386
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23207) - you deserved it (2769)

On 09/23/2011 at 4:31am - misc - by egghead - United Kingdom

Today, my wife got so upset I didn't hold her while Snooki from Jersey Shore was crying, that after the episode was done she locked herself in our room crying. Now I have to sleep on the floor of my living room. Thanks Snooki. FML

#17810986
269 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37205) - you deserved it (7933)

On 09/23/2011 at 2:22am - love - by drastech99 - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML

#17803016
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36636) - you deserved it (5056)

On 09/22/2011 at 6:31am - love - by nicole - Reserved



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