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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 26 August 1992 (24 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2707
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Lucas51 : -Im a laid back person who loves playing video games, playing sports, and hanging out with friends. Message me!

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Visits<b>bell1337</b> - the 09/23/2011 at 6:44am

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Today, I was teaching a class but kids were chatting. After 3 soap box speeches about "The next person who talks gets a note to take home," one kid looked right at me and went "meow". FML

by Liz / 01/09/2009 at 3:54am / Kids

Today, I went into a shop, not really completely awake. To get to the upper floor, I took the escalator... in the wrong direction. After about 30 seconds (which seemed like hours) trying to climb up the wrong way, my brain started working and by that time I already had a few amused spectators watching me. FML

by maaaryy / 01/07/2009 at 12:53am / Miscellaneous

Today, I celebrated the new year. Alone. FML

by Nick Nameous / 01/01/2009 at 1:22am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML

by Lililaloose / 12/23/2008 at 11:11pm / Love

Today, after having waited three long months, my shy girlfriend finally gave me a blowjob. Everything was going really well until I said, "Wow, you're really talented. Anyone would think you've been practicing your whole life." FML

by noname / 12/04/2008 at 12:55am / Intimacy

Today, my two year old girl said "motherfucker". Everyone laughed, even her grandparents. Our family is insane. FML

by Noname / 12/03/2008 at 11:39pm / Kids

Today, I was doing a Power Point presentation to the management committee. Outlook Express was still open, and right in the middle of the presentation, a window popped up notifying me of a new message. "Subject: our reply to your application for the post of Marketing Manager". FML

by Buzz / 11/28/2008 at 12:35am / Work

Today, I went to rent a DVD with my 85-year-old grandpa. I was walking around and then realized I was alone. I looked for him for quite a while until I finally found him open-mouthed in the porn section. FML

by Kourou / 11/21/2008 at 7:53am / Miscellaneous