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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 15 December 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1033
  • Number of comments : 74
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me while I was driving her to a surprise party where I was going to propose. FML

#16426904
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66423) - you deserved it (3830)

On 05/30/2011 at 10:58pm - love - by efff my life. - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was playing with my dog. His bouncy ball rolled under the couch, and I got on my hands and knees to get it. He decided it would be a good chance to hump the shit out of me. FML

#15448080
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34608) - you deserved it (10819)

On 03/23/2011 at 12:21pm - animals - by Username - United States (Florida)

Today, my wife created a "Points Reward" system for the privilege of sex. 10 points for doing the dishes, 20 for the laundry, etc. How many points do I need before I can have sex with her? 2300. FML

#15430260
699 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70733) - you deserved it (15343)

On 03/22/2011 at 10:59am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was eating MandMs on a chair when I dropped one and it fell under my crotch. My mom came in to see my hand on my crotch and me muttering, "Where is that little bastard?" FML

#5187635
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59342) - you deserved it (15294)

On 09/11/2009 at 2:26pm - misc - by awilson (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

#159600
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1179203) - you deserved it (126250)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)



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