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LtHoward
  • Town/Country : San Ardo, U.S.A.
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 14 December 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 610
  • Number of comments : 74
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me while I was driving her to a surprise party where I was going to propose. FML

#16426904 (186)

I agree, your life sucks (55099) - you deserved it (2734)

On 05/30/2011 at 10:58pm - love - by efff my life. - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was playing with my dog. His bouncy ball rolled under the couch, and I got on my hands and knees to get it. He decided it would be a good chance to hump the shit out of me. FML

#15448080 (320)

I agree, your life sucks (26008) - you deserved it (7880)

On 03/23/2011 at 12:21pm - animals - by Username - United States (Florida)

Today, my wife created a "Points Reward" system for the privilege of sex. 10 points for doing the dishes, 20 for the laundry, etc. How many points do I need before I can have sex with her? 2300. FML

#15430260 (745)

I agree, your life sucks (58476) - you deserved it (10923)

On 03/22/2011 at 10:59am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was eating M&Ms on a chair when I dropped one and it fell under my crotch. My mom came in to see my hand on my crotch and me muttering, "Where is that little bastard?" FML

#5187635 (136)

I agree, your life sucks (45752) - you deserved it (10322)

On 09/11/2009 at 2:26pm - misc - by awilson (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it he said "I don't know what you're talking about Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

#159600 (93)

I agree, your life sucks (737787) - you deserved it (61004)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)