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  • Birth Date : Sunday 2 March 1997 (17 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2392
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About Lozzyf : Lori, fourteen, female, emo/goth, currently heartbroken over my first boyfriend, and obsessed with English class... Yeah...

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Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody came into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt. He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer put his head under the stall to look at me. FML

#17839732
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On 09/26/2011 at 2:52pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend showed me a YouTube video of him popping a huge blackhead on his forehead. He told me he had been "growing" it for more than 2 years now. I have been caressing and kissing that thing for almost 2 years because I thought it was a beauty mark. FML

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On 09/26/2011 at 12:58pm - misc - by Yuuucky (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my mother followed me to work to see what I got up to. I'm a fitness instructor in a ground floor gym that has big windows overlooking the street. She stood outside and waved at me for half an hour, while I tried to concentrate on teaching a visibly amused class. FML

#17836220
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On 09/26/2011 at 12:28am - work - by Username - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend preferred to delete his account than admit we are in a relationship on Facebook. FML

#17834282
177 comments

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On 09/25/2011 at 9:52pm - love - by lexyloo - United States (Florida)

Today, I bought a UV light so I could detect cat pee, since I was sure my cat was relieving herself on the carpet. I decided to try it out in the living room first. Nearly half the room lit up like a Christmas tree. FML

#17829441
155 comments

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On 09/25/2011 at 12:15pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went out with a guy I really liked for the first time. He tried to hold my hands, only to be stopped by my mum, jumping out from nowhere saying "Oh no you don't!" before slapping him. This isn't the first time this has happened. FML

#17827987
191 comments

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On 09/25/2011 at 6:26am - love - by Anonymous - Singapore

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years said she was leaving me because recently I wasn't making much money, and was playing too many video games. I recently got a raise at my job of 5 years. The job? Testing video games. FML

#17827650
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On 09/25/2011 at 4:12am - love - by Eric Moore - United States (Texas)

Today, my brother handed me a sandwich that I'd asked him to make for me. Halfway through eating the sandwich, he started laughing hysterically. I still don't know what was in it. FML

#17823625
171 comments

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On 09/24/2011 at 7:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the "I know I'm not your mother..." speech. FML

#17823429
257 comments

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On 09/24/2011 at 7:01pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my mom and I heard a thump from inside the coat closet. I opened the door, and something fell on me. My mom, who was behind me, screamed, closed the laundry room door, and ran into the garage, leaving me to face the alleged attacker. It was the vacuum. FML

#17820631
86 comments

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On 09/24/2011 at 12:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, out of my bedroom window, I can see my next door neighbour's window. On his ledge, I can see binoculars, tissues and vaseline. FML

#17818557
246 comments

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On 09/24/2011 at 3:22am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was sent home from work early because of structural issues. I walked in on my unemployed boyfriend cuddling another woman on the couch. When I confronted them, he freaked out and kept trying to convince me that I was dreaming. I don't know what I ever saw in this loser. FML

#17811701
126 comments

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On 09/23/2011 at 7:04am - love - by alone - China

Today, I had a science test. A question asked, "What is the first stage of photosynthesis?" I didn't know, so just trying to be light-hearted, I wrote, "The plant must first believe in itself." My teacher didn't think it was funny, and gave me detention for insulting her intelligence. FML

#17804302
168 comments

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On 09/22/2011 at 12:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I caught my wife slipping penis enlargement pills into my coffee. FML

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271 comments

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On 09/21/2011 at 1:20pm - intimacy - by ThisBlows (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I found out that my stalker ex-girlfriend named her new born son after me. FML

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167 comments

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On 09/21/2011 at 10:44am - love - by cjy152 (man) - United States (Ohio)



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