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Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML

#17359587 (215)

I agree, your life sucks (30269) - you deserved it (2516)

On 08/03/2011 at 9:19pm - animals - by roze198765 - United States

Today, I was yelled at by my mum for not wanting to get a spray tan for my cousin's wedding because if I don't, I will "shine like a beacon of disrespect" among the other attendees. FML

#16697911 (190)

I agree, your life sucks (22182) - you deserved it (2129)

On 06/16/2011 at 4:53pm - misc - by vampire (woman) - United Kingdom (Wigan)

Today, we got a new dry-erase board, and I drew the Gotham City skyline complete with the Bat Signal. Later, I went downstairs, only to find my mom had written "BATMAN’S GAY" over the top of the picture. FML

#16235251 (56)

I agree, your life sucks (20022) - you deserved it (7246)

On 05/18/2011 at 7:47am - misc - by Anon (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I walked through a spider's web with hundreds of baby spiders on it. My afro is now infested. FML

#16129508 (229)

I agree, your life sucks (36847) - you deserved it (10898)

On 05/11/2011 at 1:34pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today, I realized that my parents never ground me as a punishment because I don't get out enough for it to matter. FML

#13676187 (141)

I agree, your life sucks (17163) - you deserved it (3911)

On 11/01/2010 at 4:10pm - misc - by evilparents (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I woke up to a broken window and 3 guys sitting in my living room watching TV. FML

#13413623 (136)

I agree, your life sucks (26189) - you deserved it (1839)

On 10/11/2010 at 11:06pm - misc - by anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, while attempting a DIY pest removal, one of our tenants lit a skunk on fire. FML

#8956566 (204)

I agree, your life sucks (14140) - you deserved it (1491)

On 03/09/2010 at 9:07pm - misc - by Al (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I noticed that in my cover letter I wrote "I also have an eye.", instead of "I also have an eye for details.", and I have been sending it out for the past few weeks. No wonder I haven't gotten any replies. FML

#6299927 (77)

I agree, your life sucks (5501) - you deserved it (17608)

On 11/14/2009 at 11:52am - work - by crazylobster (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I was sitting on the couch with my little brother. He was looking at me and says "so cool." I asked him what was so cool and he says "it's not that cool but, your eyebrow connects to your other eyebrow". FML

#4760219 (105)

I agree, your life sucks (24001) - you deserved it (8688)

On 08/23/2009 at 3:41pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my 14 year old daughter told me she's pregnant. I work as a public speaker for promoting celibacy and safe sex. FML

#4685696 (451)

I agree, your life sucks (45446) - you deserved it (31793)

On 08/20/2009 at 4:15pm - intimacy - by younggrammy (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found why exactly my clothes always seemed more stretched out after about a week of owning them. My mom steals and wears them when she goes clubbing. My mom is 46, twice my size, and gets out more than me. FML

#4359273 (69)

I agree, your life sucks (32088) - you deserved it (2212)

On 08/07/2009 at 11:31am - misc - by Crazyyyymomentsss (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was drinking at the local pub and started talking to a really cute guy. I bent down to pick up my bag and the second I did, I felt like I was going to throw up. I clamped my mouth shut in the vain hope that I could block it but as I stood back up, vomit sprayed out through my nose. FML

#4227186 (109)

I agree, your life sucks (34507) - you deserved it (8378)

On 08/02/2009 at 9:40am - misc - by soembarrassed (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I just found out my dad got remarried a year ago. The woman is officially living with us, I got to have lunch with her alone today. I found out she is only 22, with a 14 year old little brother. My dad's 47. I'm 17, now with a 14 year old uncle and a mom that can pass for my girlfriend. FML

#4126370 (203)

I agree, your life sucks (43137) - you deserved it (1687)

On 07/29/2009 at 2:22am - misc - by Beefballs (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was scolding my 8 year old son because he was getting bad grades in school. I told him that he should get straight A's like his friend Ceejay. He told me that comparing him to Ceejay was unfair and when I asked why he said, "Because his dad is actually smart." FML

#2134167 (281)

I agree, your life sucks (12938) - you deserved it (43792)

On 05/21/2009 at 12:35am - kids - by tomandjerry (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was serving a family at the restaurant where I work. When I went to ask the little girl what she wanted, I was tongue-tied and got "cutie" and "hun" mixed up and ended up asking: "What can I get for you cuntie?" FML

#1751488 (192)

I agree, your life sucks (60653) - you deserved it (16265)

On 05/08/2009 at 4:53pm - work - by keeks_25 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)