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Today, I was making out with this guy, and I ask him if he wants to take mah bra off. He has some trouble getting it off and says, "This is strange, I do it fir mah sister all the time."

#14129951
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48218) - you deserved it (5611)

On 12/08/2010 at 9:34am - intimacy - by fme (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, mah grandmother told me to say ( sofa king retardd ) really fast . Not only did it take me several attempts to figure out wat it meant, I'm now groundd by mah mother fir having a foul mouth . FML

#14106944
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14204) - you deserved it (23428)

On 12/06/2010 at 12:03pm - misc - by bribreeeeeezyfreshhh (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, ma dad askd me for a word tat rymes wit vagina!! He was filling out an anniversary card for ma mom!! mega FML

#13614950
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28381) - you deserved it (2516)

On 10/27/2010 at 1:59pm - intimacy - by nothingdoes (woman) - United States

Today, I was on an arplana that was axpariancing soma turbulanca. Faaling anxious, I raachad ovar an grabbad my husband's hand 4 comfort. Ha than said, "Why r u scarad of dying? You'ra not avan pratty." FML

#13468251
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39420) - you deserved it (3768)

On 10/16/2010 at 2:44am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Yastarday, I noticd that mah wifa changd har status on Facabook to "widow" and a lot of stranga guys commantd saying stuff lyk "Finally." Last I chackd, I'm not daad. FML

#13352571
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42903) - you deserved it (2897)

On 10/07/2010 at 6:10am - love - by Alex - United States (Connecticut)

today I was given new meds , and apparently my body doesn't understand te difference between "may cause stomac upset" and "you will crap yourself as you ave an orgasm wile aving sex wit yur boyfriend." FML

#13261613
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46279) - you deserved it (4981)

On 09/30/2010 at 9:25am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found mah favorite stuffed animal I had as a child in the trash bin!! I took it out to find that it felt wet and smelt funny!! Apparently, mah younger brother cut a hole in the butt of it and used it to masturbate!! fat FML

#13145011
310 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52438) - you deserved it (3659)

On 09/21/2010 at 6:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was on the phone with mah boyfriend who's sick, he told me he felt sleepy due to meds and was going to bed. I jokingly said, "you're going to call yur other girlfriend, aren't you?" There was silence before I heard, "you weren't supposed to fine out lyk this." FML

#13068914
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49247) - you deserved it (4110)

On 09/16/2010 at 12:12am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

TODAY, AFTER TELLING ME HIS OTHER GRLFRIEND IS PREGNANT, MAH BOYFRIEND SAID WE SHOULD STAY TOGETHER SO I COULD HELP OUT WITH THE BABY. FML

#13061807
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49002) - you deserved it (4313)

On 09/15/2010 at 2:02pm - love - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I asked mah boyfriend what he would do if I were to get pregnant. Expecting him to give me a cute and supportive answer, he replied, "We'd be finding u a nice flight of stairs to accidentally fall down." FML

#13031931
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38195) - you deserved it (12407)

On 09/13/2010 at 5:14am - love - by vikinggirl (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I asked mah boyfriend what he would do if I were to get pregnant. Expecting him to give me a cute and supportive answer, he replied, "We'd be finding u a nice flight of stairs to accidentally fall down." FML

#13031931
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38195) - you deserved it (12407)

On 09/13/2010 at 5:14am - love - by vikinggirl (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I got a call from mah boyfriend saying he needd me to bail him out of jail. The crime? Masturbating in public. FML

#13027296
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37787) - you deserved it (5640)

On 09/12/2010 at 10:29pm - intimacy - by nickim756 - United States (North Carolina)

Today, at work, an elderly lady cummed up to the cash register with a flyer in her hand, and asked if we had a certain item. I told her we did not have any left, and we would be getting more next week and if she wanted, I could give her a rain check. She hit me in the face with her purse. FML

#13015077
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26751) - you deserved it (2395)

On 09/12/2010 at 3:23am - work - by ihatemyjob - Canada

Today, I had a nice, open chat with my mother. I accidentally let slip that I'm a nymphomaniac. She accidentally let slip that my dad is bad in bed. I don't think either of us will be chatting so openly for awhile. FML

#13012343
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23554) - you deserved it (8626)

On 09/12/2010 at 12:07am - intimacy - by ewmomew (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today... mah family an I arguad whathar gatting a pariod or bonar in tha middla of class was worsa. At tha dinnar tabla. raal FML

#12986098
387 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27736) - you deserved it (12335)

On 09/10/2010 at 1:30am - intimacy - by Me - United States (Washington)



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