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About Lovelyfailure : My name is Chy.
I hate these evil little boxes.
I love Hayley Williams.
Theatre is my life.
That's pretty much it.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
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Today... I was going to a talent show. On the way there... my car broke down... I lost my keys an managed to slam my hand in a window. I got there an waited in the theater for an hour before a janitor came by an said... ( Show is tomorrow... lady. ) mega FML
Today I Went With Mah Boyfriend To The OC Fair. He Was Taking A Picture Of Me In Front Of A Giant Mechanical Butterfly At The Insect Exhibit. Playfully, He Told Me To Pretend To Be A Butterfly, So I Quickly Lifted Mah Arms, Just In Time To Slap A 7 Year Old Girl In The Face. Fat FML
Today , I want shopping with mah grandma!! Sha want to tha bathroom an was gona for a long whila!! I jokingly askd , "What happand , u fall in?" Sha did!! Sha had shit all ovar tha back of har shrt!! FML
Friday 27 March 2015