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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 3 September 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 588
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Lovelyfailure : My name is Chy.
I hate these evil little boxes.
I love Hayley Williams.
Theatre is my life.
That's pretty much it.
Lolol. :3

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Today, I bought a new goldfish. While leaving my fish on my balcony to go get fish food, I hear a loud squawk and splash, I race outside to see a brd flying off with my fish. FML

#17603044
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14277) - you deserved it (38799)

On 08/28/2011 at 7:29am - animals - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today... I went over to my friend's ouse. After knocking on te door... I was greeted by er airy... 300+ pounds fater in is underwear. He ten ugged me.

#17602503
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30021) - you deserved it (2948)

On 08/28/2011 at 4:27am - misc - by CooBerry3851 - United States (Washington)

Today, some ballbag broke into mah house just to take mah broom. FML

#17278350
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26715) - you deserved it (2687)

On 07/27/2011 at 9:50am - misc - by kelsjenks - Canada (British Columbia)

Today... I was going to a talent show. On the way there... my car broke down... I lost my keys an managed to slam my hand in a window. I got there an waited in the theater for an hour before a janitor came by an said... ( Show is tomorrow... lady. ) mega FML

#17278352
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26539) - you deserved it (8610)

On 07/27/2011 at 9:30am - misc - by lizzie - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was walking ma dog, an a wole bunc of teenagers were driving around ma neigborood trowing water balloons at people . Tey followed me fir 3 blocks . FML

#17277458
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26384) - you deserved it (2414)

On 07/27/2011 at 4:09am - animals - by CarrieRedburn (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today I learnd it's best not looool to piss off your mom when she's cutting your hair. FML

#17275625
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11608) - you deserved it (38651)

On 07/27/2011 at 12:50am - misc - by :( - United States (Illinois)

Today , it's my brtday. Out of loneliness , I went to order some flowers an a cake "for a friend". Te guy wo delivered it to my ouse was te same guy from te counter. real FML

#17271800
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31215) - you deserved it (11845)

On 07/26/2011 at 8:01pm - misc - by anon - Israel

Today I Went With Mah Boyfriend To The OC Fair. He Was Taking A Picture Of Me In Front Of A Giant Mechanical Butterfly At The Insect Exhibit. Playfully, He Told Me To Pretend To Be A Butterfly, So I Quickly Lifted Mah Arms, Just In Time To Slap A 7 Year Old Girl In The Face. Fat FML

#17271293
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28737) - you deserved it (5495)

On 07/26/2011 at 7:19pm - kids - by slappedright (woman) - United States (California)

Today... someone had the unique opportunity to be able to say to me... "Excuse me... your pants are on fire."

#17270186
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27564) - you deserved it (4975)

On 07/26/2011 at 5:22pm - health - by smokin (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today , I looool accidentally slept in two hours later than I was supposed to. Today is my wedding day. FML

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209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28967) - you deserved it (30462)

On 07/26/2011 at 1:11pm - misc - by badbride - United States (California)

Today, I Saved A Oney Bee From Drowning In Our Pool. It Promptly Stung Me An Died. FML

#17267677
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29272) - you deserved it (17722)

On 07/26/2011 at 1:07pm - misc - by frankkathy - United States (Texas)

Today, I saw my pictura in an architactura magazina. I'm not an architact. I was walking up a flight of "magnificantly built" stairs as my skirt liftad to show an absanca of undarwaar. FML

#17267205
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18329) - you deserved it (34443)

On 07/26/2011 at 12:22pm - misc - by crotchshothottie - United States

Today , I want shopping with mah grandma!! Sha want to tha bathroom an was gona for a long whila!! I jokingly askd , "What happand , u fall in?" Sha did!! Sha had shit all ovar tha back of har shrt!! FML

#17260985
159 comments

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On 07/25/2011 at 11:35pm - misc - by Ima_Moronski - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I called mah seven-year old son to help me with the ice-maker on the fridge cuz it wasn't working. Without even pausing, he turned the child lock off and started laughing at me. FML

#17260733
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13766) - you deserved it (35975)

On 07/25/2011 at 11:19pm - kids - by unnamed - United States (California)

Today, I ran out of gas while driving, and had to call a tow truck. I drive a tow truck. FML

#17259665
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16419) - you deserved it (27308)

On 07/25/2011 at 10:03pm - misc - by j - Canada (Ontario)



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