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About LovelessAlex : I go by Alex. I'm pretty much your average fangirl/fanboy. I love HP, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Criminal Minds, Law and Order: SVU, anime, gaming, Markiplier, YouTube and many lovely YouTubers. This list could literally go on for eternity.
I'm not sure exactly how I gender identify, but I do prefer male pronouns.
I'm extremely single, and that is most likely never going to change.
I'm pansexual. If you don't know what that is, you can look it up. I'm tired of trying to explain it to people. :P (*hint: it does NOT mean I'm sexually attracted to pans. You wouldn't believe the amount of times I've been asked that ridiculous question.)
Message me anytime! I love that shit c: Just a warning, though: I have really bad social anxiety, so please don't hate me if I take a long time to answer/don't answer at all. Most likely I'm happy that you've messaged me, but I have no idea how to respond. So don't think I'm stuck-up or anything! >.<
Let's be friends, haha :)
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Today, an American lady here in Ireland asked me if I was a Leprechaun. Thinking she was joking, and me being quite "vertically challenged," I decided to just say yes. She then grabbed me and made me endure photographs, cuddles and pats on the head from all her fellow tourists. FML
Friday 17 October 2014