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About LovelessAlex : I go by Alex. I'm pretty much your average fangirl/fanboy. I love HP, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Criminal Minds, Law and Order: SVU, anime, gaming, Markiplier, YouTube and many lovely YouTubers. This list could literally go on for eternity.
I'm genderfluid. Go androgyny.
I'm also pansexual. And I get asked all the time if I'm sexually attracted to pans. (NO.)
Message me anytime! I love that shit c: Just a warning, though: I have really bad social anxiety, so please don't hate me if I take a long time to answer/don't answer at all. Most likely I'm happy that you've messaged me, but I have no idea how to respond. So don't think I'm stuck-up or anything! >.<
Let's be friends, haha :)
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
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You've liked someone. How cute!
Today, I am struggling with exhaustion due to insomnia. The reason I cannot sleep is crippling anxiety - not about my complicated romantic situation, my pileup of work, or even my relationship with my father. No, I'm afraid of a blind ship captain I saw in a dream three days ago. FML
Today, on a first date with a guy, I spilled ice cream all over my pants. He bought me some more, and as I was thanking him, he said, "You've never had a guy treat you right, have you?" I said no and started crying. FML
Today, I went to a bookstore to get "The Grapes of Wrath". I have a problem with controlling the volume of my voice, so once at the counter, I accidentally said quite loudly, "WHERE ARE THE ANGRY GRAPES?" FML
Today, an American lady here in Ireland asked me if I was a Leprechaun. Thinking she was joking, and me being quite "vertically challenged," I decided to just say yes. She then grabbed me and made me endure photographs, cuddles and pats on the head from all her fellow tourists. FML
Today, while at my boyfriends place, I thought I would be nice by folding his laundry and putting it away since he was working late. I opened his sock drawer and sitting on top was a photo of his mother, naked. FML
Friday 17 April 2015