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  • Birth Date : Sunday 8 March 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 547
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About LovelessAlex : I go by Alex. I'm pretty much your average fangirl/fanboy. I love HP, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Criminal Minds, Law and Order: SVU, anime, gaming, Markiplier, YouTube and many lovely YouTubers. This list could literally go on for eternity.
I'm genderfluid. Go androgyny.
I'm also pansexual. And I get asked all the time if I'm sexually attracted to pans. (NO.)
Message me anytime! I love that shit c: Just a warning, though: I have really bad social anxiety, so please don't hate me if I take a long time to answer/don't answer at all. Most likely I'm happy that you've messaged me, but I have no idea how to respond. So don't think I'm stuck-up or anything! >.<
Let's be friends, haha :)

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LovelessAlex's favorite FMLs

Today, I went out with two friends for lunch. The van we took ran out of fuel, so we pushed it to a nearby gas station, a gas station suffering from a gas shortage. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28960) - you deserved it (3745)

On 03/21/2015 at 8:07pm - misc - by van no gough (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I am struggling with exhaustion due to insomnia. The reason I cannot sleep is crippling anxiety - not about my complicated romantic situation, my pileup of work, or even my relationship with my father. No, I'm afraid of a blind ship captain I saw in a dream three days ago. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25991) - you deserved it (4689)

On 12/30/2014 at 6:47pm - health - by insomniacap (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, on a first date with a guy, I spilled ice cream all over my pants. He bought me some more, and as I was thanking him, he said, "You've never had a guy treat you right, have you?" I said no and started crying. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42959) - you deserved it (4987)

On 12/22/2014 at 8:28pm - love - by Soulara89 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to a bookstore to get "The Grapes of Wrath". I have a problem with controlling the volume of my voice, so once at the counter, I accidentally said quite loudly, "WHERE ARE THE ANGRY GRAPES?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (38675) - you deserved it (12906)

On 07/22/2014 at 11:36pm - misc - by Face fucking palm - United States (Georgia)

Today, an American lady here in Ireland asked me if I was a Leprechaun. Thinking she was joking, and me being quite "vertically challenged," I decided to just say yes. She then grabbed me and made me endure photographs, cuddles and pats on the head from all her fellow tourists. FML


Today, at work, I had to utter the phrase, "Sir, please stop rubbing yourself with the peas." It's exactly how it sounds. FML


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On 08/21/2013 at 1:30pm - work - by twatstick (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, while at my boyfriends place, I thought I would be nice by folding his laundry and putting it away since he was working late. I opened his sock drawer and sitting on top was a photo of his mother, naked. FML


I agree, your life sucks (56624) - you deserved it (4628)

On 01/29/2011 at 1:55am - intimacy - by FamilySecret - United States

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