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  • Birth Date : Sunday 8 March 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 153
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About LovelessAlex : I go by Alex. I'm pretty much your average fangirl/fanboy. I love HP, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Criminal Minds, Law and Order: SVU, anime, gaming, Markiplier, YouTube and many lovely YouTubers. This list could literally go on for eternity.
I'm not sure exactly how I gender identify, but I do prefer male pronouns.
I'm extremely single, and that is most likely never going to change.
I'm pansexual. If you don't know what that is, you can look it up. I'm tired of trying to explain it to people. :P (*hint: it does NOT mean I'm sexually attracted to pans. You wouldn't believe the amount of times I've been asked that ridiculous question.)
Message me anytime! I love that shit c: Just a warning, though: I have really bad social anxiety, so please don't hate me if I take a long time to answer/don't answer at all. Most likely I'm happy that you've messaged me, but I have no idea how to respond. So don't think I'm stuck-up or anything! >.<
Let's be friends, haha :)

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Visits<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 11/19/2014 at 8:16pm<b>mims05</b> - the 11/13/2014 at 12:02am<b>AlwaysWatching</b> - the 11/12/2014 at 6:35pm<b>Toolishing</b> - the 11/12/2014 at 1:29pm<b>Queen_Bitch69</b> - the 11/11/2014 at 7:02pm<b>ironfey</b> - the 11/06/2014 at 5:30pm<b>Tessa_11</b> - the 09/28/2014 at 11:02am<b>eriicaaaf</b> - the 09/27/2014 at 5:01pm<b>sammy1021</b> - the 09/25/2014 at 5:25pm<b>hurtfeet</b> - the 09/24/2014 at 11:15pm<b>terryaly</b> - the 09/24/2014 at 1:41pm<b>aha_awkward_</b> - the 09/24/2014 at 6:07am<b>barneystinson45</b> - the 09/24/2014 at 1:13am<b>umerin</b> - the 09/23/2014 at 4:16am<b>Edogg215</b> - the 09/16/2014 at 10:00am<b>animalover9</b> - the 09/14/2014 at 11:44pm<b>elmassapilo</b> - the 09/12/2014 at 12:51pm<b>Kelsey1227</b> - the 09/09/2014 at 11:44pm

Liked!<b>Toolishing</b> - the 11/12/2014 at 7:30pm<b>Kelsey1227</b> - the 09/10/2014 at 5:44am

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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.


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Today, an American lady here in Ireland asked me if I was a Leprechaun. Thinking she was joking, and me being quite "vertically challenged," I decided to just say yes. She then grabbed me and made me endure photographs, cuddles and pats on the head from all her fellow tourists. FML


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