Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 9 June 1998 (18 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1647
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

This member hasn't filled in their description.

Love_is_life6999's page activity

Visits<b>FantasticOli</b> - the 10/10/2016 at 5:29am<b>balboa_2</b> - the 08/03/2015 at 2:47am<b>ultimate41</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 2:51am<b>jacky75</b> - the 03/27/2015 at 7:35am<b>caspiantea</b> - the 03/10/2015 at 4:42am<b>stuckintime</b> - the 02/28/2015 at 12:17am<b>Darkness_Hate</b> - the 01/07/2015 at 11:15am<b>christofferkamal</b> - the 01/07/2015 at 3:12am<b>Leenah_93</b> - the 01/04/2015 at 4:53pm<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 01/03/2015 at 4:09pm<b>nightfire2258</b> - the 01/03/2015 at 11:56am<b>nix1993</b> - the 01/03/2015 at 9:05am<b>dnice1864</b> - the 01/03/2015 at 6:05am<b>LilMsDulce</b> - the 01/03/2015 at 5:03am<b>feelingold</b> - the 01/03/2015 at 3:56am<b>DropTheDaggerxx</b> - the 01/03/2015 at 12:18am<b>DitzyDoo1411</b> - the 01/02/2015 at 9:40pm<b>Alicestraza</b> - the 01/02/2015 at 9:21pm

Fucked!<b>NebulaNick</b> - the 01/03/2015 at 2:45am<b>mansfield_j</b> - the 01/02/2015 at 10:52pm<b>Hertyn</b> - the 01/02/2015 at 10:36pm<b>Lct1196</b> - the 01/02/2015 at 10:16pm<b>hahatofunny</b> - the 01/02/2015 at 7:50pm<b>christofferkamal</b> - the 12/04/2014 at 7:58am<b>inowhtthefoxsays</b> - the 12/04/2014 at 3:37am

Love_is_life6999's FML badges

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

What'cha looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, not necessarily pictures of your profile.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

See all of Love_is_life6999's badges

Love_is_life6999's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to serve an incredibly rude and irrationally angry customer, but I managed to keep my cool. When he finally went to leave with his purchase, I wished him a good day. He whirled around and yelled "I'll have whatever the fuck kind of day I want, bitch!" FML

by Anonymous / 08/08/2015 at 6:23pm / United States (Texas) / Work

Today, my son was planning on going clubbing. I disapproved, but no matter what I say he never listens, so I simply offered him some condoms so he doesn't end up knocking anyone up. He just said, "Nah, dad. Get 'em drunk enough and it's anal all the way." FML

by Anonymous / 07/18/2015 at 1:00am / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, my best friend told me he masturbates to my Instagram page. Thanks, I guess. FML

by battle1 / 07/17/2015 at 7:00am / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy

Today, my mother talked shit about me to the cat while I was in the room. FML

by whymomwhy / 07/11/2015 at 1:20pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous

Today, I heard my sister screaming from the basement, "Don't you hit me, you asshole!" Knowing her boyfriend was over, I ran downstairs with my baseball bat, ready to smash the fucker hitting my sister. Turns out they were just playing Mario Kart and he rammed her off the edge of a bridge. FML

by baberuth / 06/19/2015 at 6:21pm / New Zealand (Auckland) / Miscellaneous

Today, I woke up to the sound of 4 gunshots from downstairs. I screamed, hid under the bed in tears and called the cops. Turned out my boyfriend hadn't been murdered by a burglar like I thought - he'd found a tarantula in our living room and decided to feed it a face full of lead. FML

by Anonymous / 06/19/2015 at 3:00pm / United States / Animals

Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML

by lehonX9 / 06/06/2015 at 5:11am / Germany (Niedersachsen) / Miscellaneous

Today, some guy I passed in the street was so high out of his mind, he beat the crap out of me, thinking I was a piñata. FML

by Anonymous / 05/27/2015 at 10:21am / Mexico / Health

Today, our new boss banned coffee from the workplace, comparing caffeine to hard drugs. His comparison may not be wrong; after two hours, I couldn't take it any more, and in between fantasising about his cold-blooded murder, I begged to be allowed just one last cup. FML

by Anonymous / 05/03/2015 at 1:58am / Finland / Work

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that me switching to "super" sized tampons does not mean I've been having sex with other men with bigger penises, and that my vagina hasn't been "stretched bigger". FML

by Anonymous / 05/03/2015 at 1:37am / Australia (Queensland) / Intimacy

Today, my sister's kitten walked away from his litter box, jumped onto the table, looked me dead in the eyes, then peed directly onto my laptop. FML

by Anonymous / 04/29/2015 at 12:06pm / South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal) / Animals

Today, I found out where my stolen car was. It was all the way in Maine. I live in Ohio and I got a $300 fine for illegal parking. FML

by Bunsostriker / 04/02/2015 at 2:47pm / United States (Michigan) / Money

Today, at the DMV I was told I had to prove, with a doctor's note, that I was an amputee and my disability was permanent to get my placard. Apparently, setting my prosthetic leg on the counter wasn't proof enough, and is considered "threatening". The police were called. FML

by usadisvet / 04/02/2015 at 2:43am / United States (Tennessee) / Health

Today, my mom demanded that I go into the basement and fix the water heater. I told her that I had no idea how to fix it, so she threw my phone down the stairs, told me to Google it, and locked the basement door behind me. It's been two hours. FML

by MyMomIsInsane / 03/09/2015 at 8:28pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

Today, my mother walked in on me watching porn. As punishment, she sat down and made me watch the rest of it with her as she gave play-by-play commentary. FML

by Anonymous / 03/05/2015 at 10:19pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous