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  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 May 1990 (23 years)
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Today, I tried to be sexy and put a condom on with my mouth. Instead, I inhaled it and my boyfriend broke three of my ribs giving me the Heimlich maneuver. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19803) - you deserved it (50323)

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