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TODAY... I LOST MY PHONE. I TRIED TO CALL IT USING MY HUSBAND'S PHONE... BUT COULDN'T FIGURE OUT WHICH OF THE THREE KATES IN THE CONTACT LIST WAS ME. TURNS OUT... TWO ARE CO-WORKERS AN ONE IS HIS AUNT. I WAS LISTED UNDER SATAN. FML

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On 03/15/2010 at 7:22pm - love - by Satan (woman) - United States (Washington)

Taday I sneezedhile I was throwing up into the toilet!! It turns out that throwing up is even less pleasanthen the puke violently shoot out through your nose!! fat FML

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On 02/22/2010 at 2:32pm - health - by mynoseburns (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, in a sporting goods store, ma mom walked over to te oter side of te store,en a cute guy came over to talk to me. Wen se saw tis se grabbed a bat, walked over to us an said "If u ever even look at ma daugter again, I will beat u sitless." Se was serious. He ran. FML

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On 02/16/2010 at 9:54pm - misc - by batter--up (woman) - United States (Georgia)

TODAY... I TOOK MAH CAT TO THE VET. HE SAID HE FELT A STRANGE LUMP THAT COULD BE SERIOUS. I GOT REALLY UPSET AND PICKD HER UP... CRYING. THE VET THEN TOLD ME I HAD TO PUT HER DOWN. ABSOLUTELY DEVASTATD BY HAVING TO EUTHANIZE MAH CAT... I PASSD OUT. HE MEANT I HAD TO PUT HER BACK ON THE TABLE. FML

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On 02/06/2010 at 10:19am - animals - by sadcat (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today.. . My Dog Accidentally Crapped On Her Leash . When I Flicked The Leash To Get The Poo Off.. . It Went Flying . Have You Ever Had Warm Poo Hit You In The Face On A Cold Dayhen There's 6 Inche Of Snow On The Ground? I Have . FML

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On 02/05/2010 at 7:50pm - animals - by doggie_doo_face (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Taday I groundd mah son for being a smart ass. Now he can't go to the cub scout campout this weekend. He's been howling, sobbing, stomping, slamming and screaming for about three continuou hours. I am not sure who this punishment has inflictd more suffering on: mah son or me.

Today, I was working at IHOP serving a table full of drunk idiots. After an hour of taking care of them I went to clean up thier mess to find the tip they had left me. On a napkin a girl had wrote "Here's yur tip 4 the night: Don't play leap frog with unicorns." FML



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