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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 20 April 1997 (19 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1333
  • Number of comments : 91
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About LoveMay : Yes, that picture is mine. My hands. My photography ;) x

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Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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Socialite

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LoveMay's favorite FMLs

Today, while watching TV with my wife, I realized that we were still watching "My Little Pony" even though the kids had been asleep for half an hour. FML

by ajnmegs / 04/19/2012 at 12:08pm / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous

Today, while watching TV with my wife, I realized that we were still watching "My Little Pony" even though the kids had been asleep for half an hour. FML

by ajnmegs / 04/19/2012 at 12:08pm / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous

Today, my best friend texted me saying she is determined to find out what skank her brother is sneaking around with. I've been secretly dating her brother for months; apparently I'm the skank. FML

by OL2R / 04/17/2012 at 4:29am / United States (Massachusetts) / Love

Today, I was fixing a leak in the roof. When I was climbing down the ladder, it fell, but I managed to grab the ledge of the roof. The ladder hit my wife's car, then I fell on top of the ladder. My wife came running out to ask what happened to the car. FML

by fhe / 04/16/2012 at 11:52am / Puerto Rico / Health

Today, I was fixing a leak in the roof. When I was climbing down the ladder, it fell, but I managed to grab the ledge of the roof. The ladder hit my wife's car, then I fell on top of the ladder. My wife came running out to ask what happened to the car. FML

by fhe / 04/16/2012 at 11:52am / Puerto Rico / Health

Today, I had to admit that I hate the wedding dress that I've designed. My wedding is in a week. FML

by al / 04/14/2012 at 11:02pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend of two years expressing my feelings for her. She responded with, "I'm going to bed." FML

by Anonymous / 04/14/2012 at 2:27am / United States / Love

Today, my boss fired me because he wants to start dating my mother and apparently doesn't want it to be "awkward." FML

by Anonymous / 04/14/2012 at 1:41am / United States (California) / Work

Today, my husband told me to stop faking being sick, because, "morning sickness doesn't happen after noon." FML

by prego / 04/13/2012 at 10:15am / United States (Michigan) / Love

Today, a guy asked me why I'm single. As a joke, I told him that not only do I have a penis, but that it's so large that most men are intimidated by it. He wasn't impressed. And I actually wonder why I'm single. FML

by joolsie / 04/13/2012 at 9:11am / United Kingdom (York) / Intimacy

Today, I told my girlfriend that I would still care for her if she was a vegetable. She informed me that if I was a potato, she would cut me into chips. And fry me. FML

by jesifairy / 04/13/2012 at 12:46am / Australia / Love

Today, I woke up to a note from my parents saying we need to talk. Assuming it was about the weed I'd left on my dresser, I quickly confessed. Turns out my dog died. FML

by marymark / 04/12/2012 at 9:02pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous

Today, my mom was in the kitchen when her shirt caught on fire. Acting quickly, I poured my glass of water on her. Instead of thanking me, she yelled at me for making a mess. FML

by zazzleface / 04/09/2012 at 8:23am / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous

Today, my anxiety was so bad that when I was riding my bike on the side walk and two pedestrians came walking in the opposite direction, I got so nervous about having to go between them or accidentally hitting them that I fell off my bike, into a bush. FML

by sydstreet / 04/09/2012 at 1:31am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML

by iJuli / 04/08/2012 at 1:17am / United States (Montana) / Love