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  • Town/Country : Not specified
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  • Birth Date : Sunday 20 April 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1045
  • Number of comments : 91
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About LoveMay : Yes, that picture is mine. My hands. My photography ;) x

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LoveMay's favorite FMLs

Today, while watching TV with my wife, I realized that we were still watching "My Little Pony" even though the kids had been asleep for half an hour. FML

#19495403
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23659) - you deserved it (5511)

On 04/19/2012 at 12:08pm - misc - by ajnmegs - United States (Colorado)

Today, while watching TV with my wife, I realized that we were still watching "My Little Pony" even though the kids had been asleep for half an hour. FML

#19495403
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23659) - you deserved it (5511)

On 04/19/2012 at 12:08pm - misc - by ajnmegs - United States (Colorado)

Today, my best friend texted me saying she is determined to find out what skank her brother is sneaking around with. I've been secretly dating her brother for months; apparently I'm the skank. FML

#19482686
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11747) - you deserved it (36761)

On 04/17/2012 at 4:29am - love - by OL2R - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was fixing a leak in the roof. When I was climbing down the ladder, it fell, but I managed to grab the ledge of the roof. The ladder hit my wife's car, then I fell on top of the ladder. My wife came running out to ask what happened to the car. FML

#19478147
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23132) - you deserved it (2449)

On 04/16/2012 at 11:52am - health - by fhe - Puerto Rico

Today, I was fixing a leak in the roof. When I was climbing down the ladder, it fell, but I managed to grab the ledge of the roof. The ladder hit my wife's car, then I fell on top of the ladder. My wife came running out to ask what happened to the car. FML

#19478147
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23132) - you deserved it (2449)

On 04/16/2012 at 11:52am - health - by fhe - Puerto Rico

Today, I had to admit that I hate the wedding dress that I've designed. My wedding is in a week. FML

#19469447
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9055) - you deserved it (28211)

On 04/14/2012 at 11:02pm - misc - by al (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend of two years expressing my feelings for her. She responded with, "I'm going to bed." FML

#19464902
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25795) - you deserved it (2898)

On 04/14/2012 at 2:27am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boss fired me because he wants to start dating my mother and apparently doesn't want it to be "awkward." FML

#19464773
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25980) - you deserved it (1521)

On 04/14/2012 at 1:41am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my husband told me to stop faking being sick, because, "morning sickness doesn't happen after noon." FML

#19460705
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28554) - you deserved it (2822)

On 04/13/2012 at 10:15am - love - by prego - United States (Michigan)

Today, a guy asked me why I'm single. As a joke, I told him that not only do I have a penis, but that it's so large that most men are intimidated by it. He wasn't impressed. And I actually wonder why I'm single. FML

#19460491
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11900) - you deserved it (29632)

On 04/13/2012 at 9:11am - intimacy - by joolsie (woman) - United Kingdom (York)

Today, I told my girlfriend that I would still care for her if she was a vegetable. She informed me that if I was a potato, she would cut me into chips. And fry me. FML

#19459433
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20612) - you deserved it (6426)

On 04/13/2012 at 12:46am - love - by jesifairy - Australia

Today, I woke up to a note from my parents saying we need to talk. Assuming it was about the weed I'd left on my dresser, I quickly confessed. Turns out my dog died. FML

#19457923
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10864) - you deserved it (36244)

On 04/12/2012 at 9:02pm - misc - by marymark - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my mom was in the kitchen when her shirt caught on fire. Acting quickly, I poured my glass of water on her. Instead of thanking me, she yelled at me for making a mess. FML

#19435373
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28643) - you deserved it (2164)

On 04/09/2012 at 8:23am - misc - by zazzleface - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my anxiety was so bad that when I was riding my bike on the side walk and two pedestrians came walking in the opposite direction, I got so nervous about having to go between them or accidentally hitting them that I fell off my bike, into a bush. FML

#19434404
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21276) - you deserved it (5297)

On 04/09/2012 at 1:31am - misc - by sydstreet - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML

#19427391
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26833) - you deserved it (2478)

On 04/08/2012 at 1:17am - love - by iJuli - United States (Montana)



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