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  • Birth Date : Sunday 20 April 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 805
  • Number of comments : 91
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About LoveMay : Yes, that picture is mine. My hands. My photography ;) x

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LoveMay's favorite FMLs

Today, my doctor informed me that the pea-sized bump under my arm is a "third breast". That is not what I meant every time I said I wanted more tits. FML

#20072637
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22207) - you deserved it (2207)

On 09/15/2012 at 7:07am - health - by Leashaness (woman) - United States

Today, I went into Whole Foods asking if they carried a supplement called Carnosine. The girl assisting me had no idea what it was, but asked, "Is this for weight loss?" FML

#19656281
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20015) - you deserved it (4060)

On 05/21/2012 at 8:10am - health - by medosin (woman) - Austria

Today, my boss overheard me singing, "I need a shit, I need a shit" on my way to the bathroom. FML

#19531197
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7366) - you deserved it (30123)

On 04/26/2012 at 6:44am - work - by NoPrivacy (woman) - United States

Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML

#19520416
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44340) - you deserved it (3210)

On 04/24/2012 at 1:42am - animals - by jessica071509 - United States (Arizona)

Today, I yet again heard a friend say "YOLO" as if it's a word. It was so annoying that I had to restrain myself from punching him in the face and offering him the chance to suck on one of my turds, since apparently "YOLO." FML

#19520181
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18310) - you deserved it (4843)

On 04/24/2012 at 12:44am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I realized that both my husband and son refer to me as "the bitch." FML

#19510821
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17847) - you deserved it (25245)

On 04/22/2012 at 11:34am - misc - by stoggie96 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I called my mobile phone provider to end my contract. A sales rep spent over half an hour trying to convince me to reconsider, and I kept refusing. I ended up breaking down and accepting a "more economical" contract, which I didn't notice costs almost twice as much as the last one. FML

#19503587
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7172) - you deserved it (32505)

On 04/20/2012 at 10:49pm - money - by ... (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I spent hours baking an apple pie to impress my future mother-in-law. I was especially proud of the fact I'd made the crust and filling myself. When I served it to her, she picked off the crust and, between mouthfuls, bitched that it was nothing like canned pie filling. FML

#19501671
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23141) - you deserved it (1702)

On 04/20/2012 at 4:24pm - misc - by ohgodwhy (woman) - United States

Today, I was pumping gas, when my daughter called me. After I hung up, I put my phone on the car roof while I grabbed my bag. I completely forgot about it and only realized when it shot off the roof as I braked at a traffic light. FML

#19501133
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7645) - you deserved it (20752)

On 04/20/2012 at 1:58pm - misc - by Katelyn - United States (California)

Today, I offered my phone number to the guy I've been flirting back and forth with all week. He said no. FML

#19497689
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20860) - you deserved it (3460)

On 04/19/2012 at 9:26pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, while looking through my wedding photos, I realised my wife had done a duck face in every single one. FML

#19496136
300 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37912) - you deserved it (5766)

On 04/19/2012 at 3:46pm - love - by caaarl (man) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I made my brother go to the grocery store to get some frozen pizzas. Ten minutes after he left, the power cut out. Still no power. Still hungry. FML

#19495947
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17542) - you deserved it (3346)

On 04/19/2012 at 2:45pm - misc - by noooo!!! - United States

Today, I made my brother go to the grocery store to get some frozen pizzas. Ten minutes after he left, the power cut out. Still no power. Still hungry. FML

#19495947
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17542) - you deserved it (3346)

On 04/19/2012 at 2:45pm - misc - by noooo!!! - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me acne cream for my birthday. FML

#19495820
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26081) - you deserved it (4228)

On 04/19/2012 at 2:00pm - love - by amber (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my boyfriend gave me acne cream for my birthday. FML

#19495820
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26081) - you deserved it (4228)

On 04/19/2012 at 2:00pm - love - by amber (woman) - United States (Minnesota)



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