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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 20 April 1997 (19 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1292
  • Number of comments : 91
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About LoveMay : Yes, that picture is mine. My hands. My photography ;) x

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LoveMay's favorite FMLs

Today, my doctor informed me that the pea-sized bump under my arm is a "third breast". That is not what I meant every time I said I wanted more tits. FML

by Leashaness / 09/15/2012 at 7:07am / United States / Health

Today, I went into Whole Foods asking if they carried a supplement called Carnosine. The girl assisting me had no idea what it was, but asked, "Is this for weight loss?" FML

by medosin / 05/21/2012 at 8:10am / Austria / Health

Today, my boss overheard me singing, "I need a shit, I need a shit" on my way to the bathroom. FML

by NoPrivacy / 04/26/2012 at 6:44am / United States / Work

Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML

by jessica071509 / 04/24/2012 at 1:42am / United States (Arizona) / Animals

Today, I yet again heard a friend say "YOLO" as if it's a word. It was so annoying that I had to restrain myself from punching him in the face and offering him the chance to suck on one of my turds, since apparently "YOLO." FML

by Anonymous / 04/24/2012 at 12:44am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I realized that both my husband and son refer to me as "the bitch." FML

by stoggie96 / 04/22/2012 at 11:34am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous

Today, I called my mobile phone provider to end my contract. A sales rep spent over half an hour trying to convince me to reconsider, and I kept refusing. I ended up breaking down and accepting a "more economical" contract, which I didn't notice costs almost twice as much as the last one. FML

by ... / 04/20/2012 at 10:49pm / Canada (Ontario) / Money

Today, I spent hours baking an apple pie to impress my future mother-in-law. I was especially proud of the fact I'd made the crust and filling myself. When I served it to her, she picked off the crust and, between mouthfuls, bitched that it was nothing like canned pie filling. FML

by ohgodwhy / 04/20/2012 at 4:24pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I was pumping gas, when my daughter called me. After I hung up, I put my phone on the car roof while I grabbed my bag. I completely forgot about it and only realized when it shot off the roof as I braked at a traffic light. FML

by Katelyn / 04/20/2012 at 1:58pm / United States (California) / Transportation

Today, I offered my phone number to the guy I've been flirting back and forth with all week. He said no. FML

by Anonymous / 04/19/2012 at 9:26pm / United States / Love

Today, while looking through my wedding photos, I realised my wife had done a duck face in every single one. FML

by caaarl / 04/19/2012 at 3:46pm / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Love

Today, I made my brother go to the grocery store to get some frozen pizzas. Ten minutes after he left, the power cut out. Still no power. Still hungry. FML

by noooo!!! / 04/19/2012 at 2:45pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I made my brother go to the grocery store to get some frozen pizzas. Ten minutes after he left, the power cut out. Still no power. Still hungry. FML

by noooo!!! / 04/19/2012 at 2:45pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend gave me acne cream for my birthday. FML

by amber / 04/19/2012 at 2:00pm / United States (Minnesota) / Love

Today, my boyfriend gave me acne cream for my birthday. FML

by amber / 04/19/2012 at 2:00pm / United States (Minnesota) / Love