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Today, I got a parking ticket in the mail. I don't have a car. FML
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On 02/14/2011 at 12:20am - misc - by Roxas (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, a man pulled me violently into an alleyway and informed me I was being mugged. Being a body-builder, I said, "Oh yeah? I dare you." He kicked my ass in a matter of seconds, stole my wallet, then farted on my bruised face. He called me a wimp. FML
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On 02/13/2011 at 10:25pm - misc - by NotAsToughAsHeThinks (man) - United States (Montana)
Today, I received my first wedding present in the mail. I opened it immediately and called the sender to say thanks. She yelled at me for opening it and, because she shipped it to me by mistake, requested it back. FML
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On 02/13/2011 at 9:22pm - misc - by bride2be (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)
Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly the bedroom door opened and a man walked in, picked me up, and threw me outside the apartment. I was naked and didn't even know she was into men, much less had a husband. FML
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On 02/13/2011 at 5:32pm - intimacy - by Katrina (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)
Today, I got a text from a girl that I've had a crush on for a long time, asking me out to dinner. I agreed and went to the restaurant. Not long afterwards, I got text from her saying something had come up, so she couldn't make it. As I was walking back to my car, I saw her walk into the same restaurant with another guy. FML
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On 02/13/2011 at 4:14pm - love - by Saberwolf (man) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I put up an ad on Craig's List to find a best friend. I don't know what's more pathetic: looking for a best friend online, or the ad being removed almost instantly. FML
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On 02/13/2011 at 4:06pm - misc - by Username - United States (Texas)
Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML
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On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML
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On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)
Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - misc - by Cyberdeeder -
Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 (woman) - France
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