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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 5 March 1993 (21 years)
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Today, my boyfriend texted me and said I had forgotten my blue bra. I don't have any blue bras. FML

#18534349
149 comments

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On 12/17/2011 at 8:17am - love - by fmll - Norway (Hordaland)

Today, my boyfriend texted me and said I had forgotten my blue bra. I don't have any blue bras. FML

#18534349
149 comments

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On 12/17/2011 at 8:17am - love - by fmll - Norway (Hordaland)

Today, after staying up all night with an excruciating headache, it finally went away. I crawled into bed and snuggled up to my husband only to have him shift positions and elbow me right in the head. FML

#18534039
89 comments

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On 12/17/2011 at 6:09am - health - by wideawakeandinpain - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I somehow managed to slam my trumpet case closed on my nipple. FML

#18533505
184 comments

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On 12/17/2011 at 2:59am - misc - by MikeNick - United States

Today, I found out the hard way what it sounds like when you take the first letter of my first name, A, and put it with my last name, Hole. FML

#18533442
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On 12/17/2011 at 2:47am - misc - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him for the first time. His response was to smile and pat me on the head. FML

#18533113
98 comments

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On 12/17/2011 at 1:49am - love - by teejayrn - United States

Today, my husband called me to the bedroom to show me something. This "something" was him demonstrating his seemingly well-trained ability to accurately type out a sentence on my phone using nothing but his erect penis. FML

#18531722
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On 12/16/2011 at 10:46pm - intimacy - by anne (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I'll be sleeping in my car for umpteenth time this year, because my psychotic wife is again convinced that I'm sleeping with practically every woman in my state. I'm too broke to pay for a divorce, and too embarrassed to go to a friend's house. FML

#18531545
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On 12/16/2011 at 10:29pm - love - by agony (man) - United States (New York)

Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML

#18531059
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Today, I went to the movies with my friends. All throughout, some guy kept making weird sounds and breathing deeply. Midway through the movie, he got even louder. Just as I was about to snap, chunks of vomit sprayed over my chair and shoulders. FML

#18530892
98 comments

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On 12/16/2011 at 9:06pm - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I discovered that for the last six months my mother has been leaving my TV on FOX while I sleep, in the hope that my subconscious will absorb it and turn me into "a morally-upright human being". FML

#18529063
130 comments

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On 12/16/2011 at 5:02pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had two of my wisdom teeth removed. One side of my face is completely swollen, and the other is normal. I feel like the elephant man. FML

#18528725
138 comments

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On 12/16/2011 at 4:13pm - misc - by HR (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was bitched out by a pizza delivery man. I didn't have the cash to pay him for a pizza I didn't even order. FML

#18528339
83 comments

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On 12/16/2011 at 3:16pm - money - by Cano951 - United States

Today, the heating in my house broke down. I called my boyfriend and asked if I could stay at his place until I could get it fixed. He said no, and told me my overgrown leg hair would keep me warm. FML

#18528307
160 comments

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On 12/16/2011 at 3:11pm - love - by Anonymous - Sweden (Hallands Lan)

Today, after I sent around 300 entries to a competition hosted by a deodorant company where the main prize is a trip to Hawaii, spending around 5 hours sending the entries, I won a deodorant. FML

#18526839
136 comments

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On 12/16/2011 at 9:59am - money - by mr.nobody (woman) - Cyprus (Nicosia)



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