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  • Town/Country : Pasco, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 23 August 1996 (17 years)
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Today, my mum got the idea of switching to a different dishwashing detergent. The new one is so strong that it coats all the dishes in a nauseating perfume-like smell. It's so pungent that it gets absorbed into everything we eat or drink. She's determined to use up the entire bottle. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22116) - you deserved it (1744)

On 02/15/2013 at 1:50pm - health - by selena5112 (woman) - Norway (Troms)

Today, I had a half-hour conversation with my parents about going to college. I don't know what's worse, that they were trying to talk me out of it or that they're convinced that I'm going to get knocked up and drop out by the end of my freshman year. FML

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On 02/04/2013 at 2:12am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)



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