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LostMy_Marbles

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About LostMy_Marbles : Best part of where I live - definitely the rum.


"When life gets you down you know what you gotta do???..... Just keep swimming"

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LostMy_Marbles's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out I'm allergic to condoms. Which would be great if my girlfriend wasn't allergic to birth control. FML

#21270163
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41952) - you deserved it (3619)

On 10/03/2014 at 3:04pm - health - by oncehipjr (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my grandmother is coming over to my family's house to stay for about a week or so. Apparently, the guest room window isn't big enough for her dream catcher, so she wants her cat to sleep in the guest room and she wants to sleep in my room. My parents support this. FML

#21103236
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40830) - you deserved it (3490)

On 04/02/2014 at 10:25pm - misc - by themonesterman (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was babysitting my 4-month-old niece at the park, when a woman came up to me and said, "Don't worry, dear. You'll get your figure back soon." FML

#21098912
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39352) - you deserved it (4286)

On 03/28/2014 at 10:07pm - misc - by notamum (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I covered a 10-hour shift for a sick coworker. Glad to earn some extra money for the holidays, I went to clock out. I hadn't even clocked in when I first got there at 7 am. FML

#20979925
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39469) - you deserved it (14832)

On 12/03/2013 at 11:02pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I covered a 10-hour shift for a sick coworker. Glad to earn some extra money for the holidays, I went to clock out. I hadn't even clocked in when I first got there at 7 am. FML

#20979925
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39469) - you deserved it (14832)

On 12/03/2013 at 11:02pm - work - by Anonymous - United States



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