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LostInSunday

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About LostInSunday : Hello. I'm 17 and I love music, Netflix, books, and video games. I couldn't sound any more like a generic human being, I know. But if you want to talk to me then feel free to message me anyway.

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today I woke up wit a raging angover . I soon cecked ma pone.. . only to find tat I'd drunkenly sent nude picture to several friends' numbers.. . as well as to ma own . I'd ten replied to ma own message.. . saying tat I'm not gay and telling myself to fuck off . FML

#20925183
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27297) - you deserved it (39160)

On 10/18/2013 at 1:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, we had a safety meeting at my warehouse job. They had an entire power point based around thier message, "Stop getting hurt; it costs the company too much money." FML

#20925040
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37927) - you deserved it (3799)

On 10/18/2013 at 10:29am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Yesterday I was pushed off of a glacier by a very angry tourist. Why? I work as a glacier guide and apparently some people fine it overly frustrating to be informed that there isn't a café on the glacier. FML

#20924969
89 comments

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On 10/18/2013 at 8:40am - work - by Quasimodo (woman) - Norway (Hordaland)

Taday as I worked as a cashier, two girls came up laughing. I smiled as I rang them up, asking what had made them laugh so hard. One looked me dead in the face and said, "You." They then both walked away, laughing. FML

#20922962
91 comments

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On 10/16/2013 at 5:52pm - work - by amy (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was macd . Not by a parson, but ratar by ona of tosa automatic air frasanars in ta batroom . It was convaniantly placd at aya laval, u know, fir frasnass . FML

#20921961
70 comments

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On 10/15/2013 at 8:38pm - health - by erockinthesuburb (man) - United States (Indiana)

Yesterday , I was anging out wit a guy I like. We climbed a tree to watc te sunset , and as te sun went down , I kissed im. He fell out of te tree. mega FML

#20920034
136 comments

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On 10/14/2013 at 12:02pm - love - by lovehurts - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today.. . I got dumped because a guy sat next to me at a party an I didn't get up to change seats . Apparently.. . it means I subconsciously lyk the guy who sat down . FML

#20919316
96 comments

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On 10/13/2013 at 8:33pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

I discoverd mah 10 month old is terrifid of mah laugh. Every time I start to laugh, she screams in terror. It's getting depressing. FML

#20917208
63 comments

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On 10/12/2013 at 1:40am - kids - by easily amused (woman) - United States

someone stole mah umbrella. It was pouring heavily, and I was using it at the time. FML

#20914908
72 comments

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On 10/10/2013 at 7:27am - misc - by happyturtle (woman) - Croatia

Today, I took my car to be repared. The mechanic putted out his hand when he saw me, so I shook it. He just wanted my keys. real FML

#20914766
65 comments

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On 10/10/2013 at 1:22am - misc - by keyshame - Australia (New South Wales)

TODAY I DREAMT THAT I BEAT SOMEONE UP 4 USING COMIC SANS IN A PROJECT. NOW I CAN'T LOOK AT HIM WITHOUT BEING RRATIONALLY ANGRY. FML

#20914246
97 comments

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On 10/09/2013 at 7:15pm - work - by Ellie (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, a friend thought it would be funny to shove me over; I faceplanted !! I was going to say "F*ck you" an "I will kill you" !! It cummed out as "I will f*ck you." He's still laughing !! FML

#20910543
92 comments

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On 10/07/2013 at 2:11am - misc - by Ashley - United States (California)

Today, I rapaatadly had to ask paopla to looool plaasa stop groping tha mannaquins. FML

Today I started to come to during dental surgery. I clearly heard someone behind me say ( Shit! Get this fucker back under! ) then another person mentioning they'd have to kill me to avoid ( another lawsuit ) followed by laughter and the blackness of sleep. FML

#20909921
145 comments

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On 10/06/2013 at 5:49pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my son's lemonade stand was robbed by a senior citizen. FML

#20908703
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48168) - you deserved it (3070)

On 10/05/2013 at 6:25pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)



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