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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 9 January 1998 (18 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6244
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 1 posted

About LostInSunday : 18 years old, figuring things out as I go

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Visits<b>matman82</b> - yesterday at 12:43pm<b>backyardhulk</b> - the 11/16/2016 at 5:14pm<b>orios105</b> - the 11/12/2016 at 10:51pm<b>BobyGrim</b> - the 11/09/2016 at 5:51pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 11/09/2016 at 6:16am<b>Mons</b> - the 11/07/2016 at 5:37pm<b>jairienfaite</b> - the 10/22/2016 at 12:20am<b>BarthConnor425</b> - the 10/18/2016 at 10:59pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 10/06/2016 at 5:57pm<b>chewsef</b> - the 10/06/2016 at 1:37am<b>gary8082</b> - the 10/05/2016 at 9:06pm<b>stryder9090</b> - the 10/05/2016 at 1:39pm<b>doubledutchy</b> - the 10/05/2016 at 5:31am<b>TheyCallMeMister</b> - the 09/25/2016 at 3:27pm<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 09/24/2016 at 3:06pm<b>killintime379</b> - the 09/22/2016 at 3:21am<b>Zero_TAlent_</b> - the 08/18/2016 at 10:28am<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 08/11/2016 at 9:33pm

Fucked!<b>Mons</b> - the 11/06/2016 at 12:12am<b>jairienfaite</b> - the 10/07/2016 at 1:35am<b>gary8082</b> - the 10/06/2016 at 3:06am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 10/05/2016 at 5:44pm<b>BobyGrim</b> - the 08/24/2016 at 11:39am<b>BarthConnor425</b> - the 08/23/2016 at 7:14am<b>matman82</b> - the 08/17/2016 at 10:19am<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 08/10/2016 at 12:52am<b>madnessking</b> - the 08/07/2016 at 3:59pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 07/12/2016 at 5:09pm<b>Zero_TAlent_</b> - the 06/21/2016 at 9:32am<b>Rintarok5</b> - the 05/27/2016 at 7:54am<b>AyeTee77</b> - the 09/15/2015 at 3:36am<b>sdroze1389</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 11:41am<b>Steve95401</b> - the 03/09/2015 at 5:03am<b>_kyleG_</b> - the 02/18/2015 at 5:13am

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Today, my coworkers were bored. To solve this, they taped me to a chair and tried tickling me to death. My boss joined in. FML

by tortured / 11/26/2013 at 10:11pm / United States / Work

Today, I was searched and questioned at the airport for having an apple. FML

by Anonymous / 11/26/2013 at 9:39pm / United States (California) / Transportation

Today, I had a family get-together for my birthday. I got to watch all my family members get piss-drunk and argue over who's having the worst time. FML

by Anonymous / 11/26/2013 at 11:43am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was playing monopoly with my boyfriend and a few friends. After I bankrupted my boyfriend, he turned to me and said, "I fucked your best friend last night, so who really won?" I turned to the best friend in question, she looked at the board and said, "I'd like to buy a house please." FML

by I hate that game / 11/23/2013 at 11:11am / United Kingdom (Wigan) / Miscellaneous

Today, my dad met my boyfriend for the first time. He soon "casually" took a huge knife from the kitchen drawer and told my boyfriend that he's always wondered what it'd be like to stab someone. FML

by quit fucking up my life / 11/22/2013 at 8:08pm / United States (Alaska) / Love

Today, I was taken to the principal's office and bitched out about the dangerous weapon I brought to school. The "weapon" was a pocket fan. FML

by Anonymous / 11/22/2013 at 4:57pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Miscellaneous

Today, a girl and I were flirting and it was going well. Feeling bold, I asked what she would do if I kissed her. She smiled flirtatiously and said "Why don't you try it and find out?" I went in for a kiss, and she slapped me. FML

by smooth / 11/21/2013 at 11:10am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I watched a little girl laugh while giving bread to some pigeons at a bus stop. A bus then arrived. All the pigeons moved out of the away, except one. Its head got crushed by a wheel, and some blood splattered onto the little girl's shoes, who then screamed. With laughter. FML

by B_and_W / 11/21/2013 at 6:35am / France / Kids

Today, I woke up from a drunken one-night-stand. The person I slept with turned out to be heavily pregnant. She tried to convince me that I am the father and that I passed out for 7 months. FML

by clodius / 11/20/2013 at 1:25pm / United Kingdom (North Lanarkshire) / Intimacy

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Today, I had a seizure in class. Being an epileptic, I had warned my professor of the possibility that I could have one in class. She was understanding and seemed very concerned about my issue at the time. After I had the seizure, however, she asked me if I had ever tried exorcism. FML

by seizuregirl17 / 11/19/2013 at 10:00am / United States (Massachusetts) / Health

Today, during school, I passed out in the lunch line and hit my head on the metal rail as I fell. Rather than helping or expressing concern at all, my friends simply left my unconscious body on the floor. Why? They had to get to the lasagna before the cafeteria ran out of it. FML

Today, I was lying beside my 5-year-old son to help him get to sleep. He turned his head and asked, "Daddy, why do you suck so much?" FML

by I don't know, son / 11/15/2013 at 8:53pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids

Today, my mum staggered home, piss drunk. When I tried to walk her to her room, she shoved me away and cursed at me for being a "goody two-shoes". She then slurred "I fucked your mum", and informed me that my mum is a skank. That's good to know, mum. FML

by mummer11 / 11/15/2013 at 12:49pm / Ireland / Miscellaneous

Today, my sister introduced our parents to her new boyfriend. He's my boyfriend, and he told me he was going to be out of state for a few weeks on business. FML

by Alice99 / 11/12/2013 at 12:39pm / United States (Washington) / Love

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Today, in the lunch line at school, a kid literally ordered a "hamburger with extra swag." FML

by thank god you'll only live once / 11/08/2013 at 3:12pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work