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LostInSunday

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About LostInSunday : Hello. I'm 17 and I love music, Netflix, books, and video games. I couldn't sound any more like a generic human being, I know. But if you want to talk to me then feel free to message me anyway.

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TODAY, I WAS WALKING HOME,HEN A CAR HEADING THE OTHER WAY HIT A TRAFFIC CONE. I MUST HAVE BEEN AN ASSHOLE IN A PREVIOUS LIFE, BECAUSE THE UNIVERSE DECIDED TO MAKE SURE THE CONE FLEW INTO THE SIDE OF MY HEAD. THE BYSTANDERS WERE SHOCKED FIR ALL OF TWO SECONDS BEFORE LAUGHING. MEGA FML

#21068594
79 comments

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On 02/22/2014 at 4:02pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I arrived at the airport only to fine my suitcase was lost and my 3 weeks worth of cloths and supplies gone. All I had left was my wallet and carry ons. Upon leaving the airport I was mugged. FML

#21068141
58 comments

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On 02/22/2014 at 12:48am - misc - by seriously though - United States (Colorado)

Taday I had satanic gastric distress. Attempting to make light of this fact and being incredibly bord an seemingly alone at work I managd to fart the intro to "Smoke on the Water" perfectly. Somebody clappd. FML

Today, the parent of a student called to ask me about a homework assignment. At the end of the call, she told me that I seem to be loosing mah "Asian accent" from when she first talked to me in the summer. I was born in the US, grew up in NJ an speak perfect English. fat FML

#21063588
64 comments

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On 02/17/2014 at 5:41pm - work - by kdubz23 (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was singing while driving through the car park. I blacked out trying to hit a high note, an ended up bashing into another car. FML

#21063366
87 comments

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On 02/17/2014 at 12:43pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

yesterday out of boredom I built cat a little fort!! Later I decided to crawl inside to pet her but as soon as I stuck head in she clawed me!! I guess I'm not allowed in then!! real FML

#21061796
96 comments

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On 02/15/2014 at 7:50pm - animals - by unloved cat owner - United States (California)

TODAY, I WAS GRADING WORK MY STUDENT HAD DONE WITH A SUB. I REALIZD ONE STUDENT HAD GOTTEN HOLD OF THE TEACHERS' EDITION OF THE TEXTBOOK WHEN I READ TEN PAPER IN A ROW THAT HAD "STUDENT ANSWER MAY VARY" AS THE ANSWER TO PROBLEM NUMBER FOUR. MY STUDENT CAN'T EVEN CHEAT PROPERLY. FML

#21061154
116 comments

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On 02/15/2014 at 2:11am - work - by chinaski7628 - United States (California)

Today in the very middle of the night mah kitten startd rubbing against mah face!! Thinking I saw her face in the darkness I decidd to kiss her before going back to bd!! My lips made contact with her butthole!! FML

#21058991
131 comments

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On 02/13/2014 at 10:20am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, during an important exam, I had a huge panic attack and had to run out of the exam hall!! Everyone saw me, and now everywhere I go, people keep pretending to have a panic attack and run away from me!! I have to spend two more yeres with these assholes!! FML

Yesterday, I yelled at mah boyfriend's cat fir staring at me, then cried about it fir an hour!! Pregnancy life!! FML

#21056743
83 comments

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On 02/10/2014 at 10:16pm - animals - by alii2349 - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, Mah Mothar-in-law Triad To ( Accidantally ) Run Ma Ovar. FML

#21052599
78 comments

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On 02/06/2014 at 6:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I found a Google serech fir ( erectile dysfunction ) in mah browser serech history, along with pages about treatments fir it. I'm a woman, an I live alone. FML

#21049445
111 comments

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On 02/03/2014 at 4:16pm - misc - by jai90 (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

today after looool years of insomnia and going to doctors to help get a regular sleeping pattern, I finally fell asleep without the help of medication, only to dream about being chased by an angry seal and singing to Rihanna with a horse. This is probablyhy I don't sleep. mega FML

#21049132
87 comments

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On 02/03/2014 at 8:29am - health - by Sleepless (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

as usual, I stress ate!! After having mah exams prolongd for an extra week, I ate three extremely large packs of Skittles, an then threw them all up!! Taste the rainbow, puke the rainbow!! FML

#21048665
106 comments

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On 02/02/2014 at 10:26pm - health - by Sad Student - Canada (Ontario)

Today... I Was Singing In The Shower But Couldn't Hit The Higher Notes. My Wife Complained An 2 Minutes Later She Ran A Tap Causing My Shower To Go Freezing. I Shrieked. My Wife Said My Pitch Was Still Wrong. Mega FML

#21048056
69 comments

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On 02/02/2014 at 11:53am - misc - by deargodthepain (man) - United States



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