About LostInSunday : Hello. I'm 17 and I love music, Netflix, books, and video games. I couldn't sound any more like a generic human being, I know. But if you want to talk to me then feel free to message me anyway.
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LostInSunday's favorite FMLs
Today, I was using a restroom when I heard someone sneeze. I said, "Bless you." It happened again about three times, so I repeated myself each time. I then noticed it was an automatic air freshener. FML
by coleslaw / 02/03/2012 at 12:25am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Lea / 01/16/2012 at 3:18pm / Denmark (Sjelland) / Miscellaneous
Today, my mother was watching me play Pokémon. She walked over to the TV and pulled the plug before ranting about how shameful it is that her 17 year old daughter plays Pokémon. She then sat down at the computer and started playing Farmville. FML
by arrowtopatella / 12/24/2011 at 12:15am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
by cj123 / 12/23/2011 at 3:43am / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
Today, I discovered that for the last six months my mother has been leaving my TV on FOX while I sleep, in the hope that my subconscious will absorb it and turn me into "a morally-upright human being". FML
by Anonymous / 12/16/2011 at 5:02pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by hot_shot / 11/28/2011 at 8:33pm / United States (Missouri) / Love
by lababy / 11/15/2011 at 12:20pm / United States / Intimacy
by kirrby / 11/12/2011 at 1:41am / United States (Nevada) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/06/2011 at 7:26pm / Reserved / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend sent me a sexy picture of herself in my boxers. I thought it would be funny to take a picture of myself in the thong she left in my room and send it to her. She thought it would be funnier on Facebook. FML
by kdeeeceee / 11/05/2011 at 3:25am / United States / Miscellaneous
by dak-rod423 / 10/15/2011 at 12:33am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I'd just finished feeding my parrot and sweeping all the seeds under the cage. As I was walking away, my parrot whistled. I turned around to see him get up onto the food dish, pick up a clawful of food and toss it on the floor. FML
by kemando / 10/06/2011 at 6:20am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by DogDoingScience / 09/01/2011 at 11:45am / Czech Republic (Jihomoravsky kraj) / Miscellaneous
Today, a fight broke out between my 21 year old sister and our 6 year old brother. I tried to intervene, only to end up getting battered to shit in the process. According to my sister, he's going to hell for eating her candy. FML
by Anonymous / 08/21/2011 at 3:48pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by candymansvan17 / 08/17/2011 at 5:50pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I decided to have a party of one in the shower. As a result of a soap bar falling onto the… Today, at work a cute fill in employee struck up a conversation with me. We seemingly hit it off so… Today, i made a new "friend". he has been following me around making sexual jokes and making creepy…