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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 9 January 1998 (18 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6257
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 1 posted

About LostInSunday : 18 years old, figuring things out as I go

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Visits<b>matman82</b> - the 12/01/2016 at 12:43pm<b>backyardhulk</b> - the 11/16/2016 at 5:14pm<b>orios105</b> - the 11/12/2016 at 10:51pm<b>BobyGrim</b> - the 11/09/2016 at 5:51pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 11/09/2016 at 6:16am<b>Mons</b> - the 11/07/2016 at 5:37pm<b>jairienfaite</b> - the 10/22/2016 at 12:20am<b>BarthConnor425</b> - the 10/18/2016 at 10:59pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 10/06/2016 at 5:57pm<b>chewsef</b> - the 10/06/2016 at 1:37am<b>gary8082</b> - the 10/05/2016 at 9:06pm<b>stryder9090</b> - the 10/05/2016 at 1:39pm<b>doubledutchy</b> - the 10/05/2016 at 5:31am<b>TheyCallMeMister</b> - the 09/25/2016 at 3:27pm<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 09/24/2016 at 3:06pm<b>killintime379</b> - the 09/22/2016 at 3:21am<b>Zero_TAlent_</b> - the 08/18/2016 at 10:28am<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 08/11/2016 at 9:33pm

Fucked!<b>Mons</b> - the 11/06/2016 at 12:12am<b>jairienfaite</b> - the 10/07/2016 at 1:35am<b>gary8082</b> - the 10/06/2016 at 3:06am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 10/05/2016 at 5:44pm<b>BobyGrim</b> - the 08/24/2016 at 11:39am<b>BarthConnor425</b> - the 08/23/2016 at 7:14am<b>matman82</b> - the 08/17/2016 at 10:19am<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 08/10/2016 at 12:52am<b>madnessking</b> - the 08/07/2016 at 3:59pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 07/12/2016 at 5:09pm<b>Zero_TAlent_</b> - the 06/21/2016 at 9:32am<b>Rintarok5</b> - the 05/27/2016 at 7:54am<b>AyeTee77</b> - the 09/15/2015 at 3:36am<b>sdroze1389</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 11:41am<b>Steve95401</b> - the 03/09/2015 at 5:03am<b>_kyleG_</b> - the 02/18/2015 at 5:13am

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Today, the phone kept ringing so I picked it up and answered. When there was no response, it took a minute to realize that I was still in bed and talking to my hand. FML

by Sleepy / 05/31/2015 at 11:51am / United States (Armed Forces Europe, Middle East) / Miscellaneous

Today, when I woke up, I got into the bath that my boyfriend had prepared for me. I particularly appreciated its smell, so I asked him what he'd used. "I couldn't find the usual bath salts you use, so I just used what I could." It's official, I've taken a Alka-Seltzer flavored bath. FML

by Anonyme / 03/27/2015 at 5:50am / France (Bretagne) / Love

Today, I witnessed the beautiful sight of a tiny baby bird struggling to take flight from its nest. "You can do it," I muttered, which I guess my asswipe of a cat heard as "Quick, go kill that bird and scar me for life, please." FML

by tulisa / 02/20/2015 at 11:25pm / United States (Virginia) / Animals

Today, I got drunk at a party. I didn't want my parents to know, so I took out my phone, called my parents, and asked them not to tell them I'm drunk. FML

by SDCore / 02/11/2015 at 7:40pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, apparently when you tell a hairdresser "A little off the sides." they hear "A bowl cut, please, and make it look extra stupid." FML

by Anonymous / 02/11/2015 at 3:40pm / France (Bretagne) / Miscellaneous

Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML

by Anonymous / 01/30/2015 at 3:16pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but I was so nervous that I had a panic attack, fainted and split my head open. My girlfriend then fainted at the sight of the blood. An onlooker had to call an ambulance for both of us. FML

by Anonymous / 10/18/2014 at 9:23pm / United States (New York) / Love

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jerking off to what I thought was porn on his phone. He was actually beating it to Siri's voice. FML

by fizzie101 / 10/18/2014 at 5:43pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, coming home, I opened up my door to find my drunk boyfriend trying to teach our three baby parakeets to perch on his erect penis. FML

by facepalm / 10/15/2014 at 7:36pm / United States (Florida) / Love

Today, as I got out the shower, my mom walked in to give me a towel, then quickly covered her eyes and said, "Woah, I almost saw your penis. Good things it's ridiculously small." I had friends over, and I'm pretty sure I'll hear about this for at least the next month. FML

by LolKaleb / 08/26/2014 at 11:02pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

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Today, I saw a bulge in my friend's pocket. I poked it and asked, "What'cha got there?" He said, "Uh, that's my dick, Mike." FML

by not a dick-man / 08/12/2014 at 1:05pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy

Today, I went to a bookstore to get "The Grapes of Wrath". I have a problem with controlling the volume of my voice, so once at the counter, I accidentally said quite loudly, "WHERE ARE THE ANGRY GRAPES?" FML

by Face fucking palm / 07/22/2014 at 11:36pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous

Today, some alarm, somewhere in my house, is making a low battery noise. I've checked every smoke detector multiple times, and I can't find it. It has been hours. I'm not sure if its still doing it or if the sound has just invaded my brain. FML

by AndrewKeane / 06/09/2014 at 12:26pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

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Today, some pig slapped my ass as he passed me in the street, then looked back at me with a dirty grin. His grin turned to horror when he realized that I'm actually a guy, then to anger as he bitched me out for "tricking" him by "looking like a chick". FML

by 404: sense not found / 06/08/2014 at 2:32pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I didn't pay enough attention while sending a music file to be used in a powerful video my class-mates and I made about the Syrian civil war. Instead of a moving classical track, viewers were shown graphic scenes of devastation to the tune of Gangnam Style. FML

by Mortifiedcharityworker / 05/01/2014 at 4:10pm / Austria / Work