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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 9 January 1998 (18 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5114
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About LostInSunday : 18 years old, figuring things out as I go

LostInSunday's page activity

Visits<b>Zero_TAlent_</b> - the 07/20/2016 at 3:06pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 07/12/2016 at 4:47pm<b>eyepuppy</b> - the 07/08/2016 at 6:21am<b>s1s1</b> - the 07/07/2016 at 2:26am<b>chewsef</b> - the 07/01/2016 at 9:04pm<b>Rintarok5</b> - the 05/27/2016 at 1:54am<b>Trollx</b> - the 05/25/2016 at 2:31am<b>Anthonymm2</b> - the 05/23/2016 at 12:08am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 05/22/2016 at 5:59pm<b>AyeTee77</b> - the 09/16/2015 at 6:34pm<b>ratman775</b> - the 09/15/2015 at 11:55am<b>AirBusDriver</b> - the 09/13/2015 at 3:44pm<b>missambitious</b> - the 07/31/2015 at 11:14pm<b>sdroze1389</b> - the 05/07/2015 at 7:12pm<b>Jakalugi1234</b> - the 03/09/2015 at 1:26am<b>Steve95401</b> - the 03/09/2015 at 12:03am<b>_kyleG_</b> - the 02/17/2015 at 11:13pm<b>rockwrench</b> - the 02/15/2015 at 1:01am

Fucked!<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 07/12/2016 at 5:09pm<b>Zero_TAlent_</b> - the 06/21/2016 at 9:32am<b>Rintarok5</b> - the 05/27/2016 at 7:54am<b>AyeTee77</b> - the 09/15/2015 at 3:36am<b>sdroze1389</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 11:41am<b>Steve95401</b> - the 03/09/2015 at 5:03am<b>_kyleG_</b> - the 02/18/2015 at 5:13am

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LostInSunday's favorite FMLs

Today, I sent a Snapchat the girl I've been flirting with all week. Her response was the back of her Coke Zero, which had the quote "You've Got a Friend in Me." I got rejected by a soda can. FML

by Anonymous / 07/25/2016 at 5:28pm / United States (Washington) / Geek

Today, I did a California stop during a drive with my Driver's Ed teacher. He made me get out, hug the stop sign and apologize to it. FML

by Anonymous / 07/08/2016 at 9:13pm / Transportation

Today, it's the second day of being in Estonia with my boyfriend and his mom, visiting their family. I don't know much Estonian, but I can say short words and phrases. My boyfriend later informed me I've been mispronouncing "Thank you," and actually saying "Help me." I was wondering why people have been laughing. FML

Today, at the beach, a seagull conveyed its opinion of my cigarette by taking a dump on it, putting it out. Seems they have anti-tobacco sniper seagulls now. FML

by toto13660 / 06/29/2016 at 4:10pm / Animals

Today, I was so tired, I passed out at work in the middle of a call. All because my neighbor's car alarm kept going off every 3 minutes all through the morning. It was still going when I left for work. If you see a news story in a few days about a whole neighborhood beating a guy to death, that's probably us. FML

by Anonymous / 05/28/2016 at 9:00am / United States (Georgia) / Work

Today, I was peeing in a public bathroom when a guy walked in and passed by 4 open urinals to use the one next to mine. After feeling his gaze for a second, I confronted him with my own, in hopes he would stop. Instead, I stared into a stranger's eyes until I finished peeing. FML

by longest minute / 05/25/2016 at 7:28am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, my husband and I both got smart watches. We were running around, acting like we were in a James Bond movie, having fun. Until our neighbors called the cops on us for hiding in their bushes. FML

by nykkymcallister / 05/18/2016 at 11:07pm / United States (Maryland) / Geek

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Today, after a long day, I energetically took off my belt to take my pants off and relax. In doing so, I whipped the belt around in the air, causing it to spin around and slap me right in my tender ballsack. I almost threw up. FML

by Anonymous / 04/14/2016 at 1:13am / United States / Health

Today, while I was working at a sushi restaurant, a guy told me he wanted the table next to the "koi fish tank", because he wanted to let the fish know what happens when they "cross him". FML

by IhadToTakeCareOfTraumatizedFish / 03/03/2016 at 12:32am / United States (Texas) / Work

Today, my 13 year-old son had a seizure in the middle of his history class. We were at the hospital for three hours and several expensive tests later he informed me he faked the seizure so he could get out of a group presentation. He was so proud that he was such a good actor. FML

by EllieS9311 / 02/16/2016 at 8:16am / United States (Alabama) / Kids

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was all going great until he decided to try talking dirty. His idea of this was moaning loudly, "Just what the pussy ordered" as he entered me. FML

by Anonymous / 01/19/2016 at 6:03am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Intimacy

Today, my dad got drunk and decided to fix everything in the house he thought was broken. Now the oven won't cook, half the floorboards from the stairs are piled in the garden, we put the TV back together but now it is stuck on mute, and we still have no idea where he has put my bedroom door. FML

by bob the builders pissed off daughter / 12/29/2015 at 6:52pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I finally realized the toll working as a cashier 5 days a week during the holidays does to your psyche. I just said "Welcome To Walgreens", out of pure reflex, to my cat as she walked into my kitchen. FML

Today, I was jerking off quietly so my roommates wouldn't hear me. In the middle of it, one of them sent me a screenshot of an error message on a porn site, asking if I was having the same problem. I guess I wasn't being so quiet after all. FML

by Anonymous / 11/24/2015 at 8:17am / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy

Today, I tried to give my first hand-job while wearing fuzzy socks in a carpeted room. I reached out to touch his penis and shocked him. FML

by nnniii / 11/15/2015 at 11:55pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy