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Lorilla

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 2 February 1990 (26 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 171
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Visits<b>mcintosh123</b> - the 05/26/2012 at 1:00am

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Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

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Lorilla's favorite FMLs

Today, I visited the doctor. I had food poisoning last week, which led to diarrhea. The diarrhea was so bad it caused a hemorrhoid. The hemorrhoid somehow became infected. One bad sandwich, and now I have an infected asshole. FML

by loveinanelevator / 02/13/2012 at 7:03am / Health

Today, I had to lie to my female roommate about what happened last night. She was drunk and spent half the night cuddling with me and trying to get me to kiss her. I've loved this girl for two years, but I promised her I wouldn't let her cheat on her boyfriend with anyone. Even me. FML

by anonymous / 06/15/2011 at 2:00pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Love