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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 2 February 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 97
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today, I visited the doctor. I had food poisoning last week, which led to diarrhea. The diarrhea was so bad it caused a hemorrhoid. The hemorrhoid somehow became infected. One bad sandwich, and now I have an infected asshole. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32843) - you deserved it (2271)

On 02/13/2012 at 7:03am - health - by loveinanelevator (man) -

Today, I had to lie to my female roommate about what happened last night. She was drunk and spent half the night cuddling with me and trying to get me to kiss her. I've loved this girl for two years, but I promised her I wouldn't let her cheat on her boyfriend with anyone. Even me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (65388) - you deserved it (11517)

On 06/15/2011 at 2:00pm - love - by anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)



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