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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 31 January 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 76
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Lori_Taylor : I'm a typical teenage girl and it seems I always get the shit end of things...

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Today, my girlfriend decided to break the news that she wanted us to be "just friends." However, she did it not in just any old way - while ice-skating. I'm currently in hospital getting stitches in my arm after I tripped in shock and she ran me over. FML

#20173269
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I agree, your life sucks (21746) - you deserved it (1360)

On 11/22/2012 at 12:35am - love - by Ice cold (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I tried to motivate my 9-year-old sister to clean her room. She said she'd only agree if she could kill me. Thinking she was just kidding around, and not a total psychopath, I said sure. She ran to her room shouting, "Yes! I'm gonna use the big knife!" She's still cleaning now. FML

#20172481
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On 11/21/2012 at 2:34pm - kids - by anon - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. He definitely killed the mood when, while down there, he started saying, "Nomnomnomnom." FML

#20169456
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I agree, your life sucks (33123) - you deserved it (4953)

On 11/19/2012 at 12:46pm - intimacy - by wow babe - United States (Maryland)



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