About Lori_Taylor : I'm a typical teenage girl and it seems I always get the shit end of things...
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Today, my girlfriend decided to break the news that she wanted us to be "just friends." However, she did it not in just any old way - while ice-skating. I'm currently in hospital getting stitches in my arm after I tripped in shock and she ran me over. FML
by Ice cold / 11/22/2012 at 12:35am / Australia (Victoria) / Love
Today, I tried to motivate my 9-year-old sister to clean her room. She said she'd only agree if she could kill me. Thinking she was just kidding around, and not a total psychopath, I said sure. She ran to her room shouting, "Yes! I'm gonna use the big knife!" She's still cleaning now. FML
by anon / 11/21/2012 at 2:34pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Kids
by wow babe / 11/19/2012 at 12:46pm / United States (Maryland) / Intimacy
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