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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 9 June 1987 (27 years)
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Today mah loneliness reachd a new level when I befriendd the fly looool in mah apartment Mr . Stickyfoot . FML

#20866691
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34853) - you deserved it (6298)

On 09/03/2013 at 9:32pm - misc - by JustAnotherFML23 (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, Mah Mom Got Drunk An Punched Me In The Nose, Then Yelled At Me For Bleeding On The Carpet. FML

#20777221
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55718) - you deserved it (4341)

On 07/12/2013 at 3:22am - misc - by ouch (man) - United States

Yesterday I had my driver's looool test in rural Maine. I hit a cow. FML

#20777070
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47971) - you deserved it (13532)

On 07/12/2013 at 1:24am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I let 3-year-old daughter watch Finding Nemo on phone while I made her lunch!! I returned to find she had dropped phone into the fish bowl so that her goldfish could see his friends!! FML

#20776430
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47448) - you deserved it (17422)

On 07/11/2013 at 7:13pm - kids - by thanks, Nemo. - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I got a message from mah brother on Facebook that read, "They're watching you." This wouldn't have been such a big deal if he hadn't been dead fir two years . FML

#20773595
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (76272) - you deserved it (3863)

On 07/10/2013 at 1:24am - misc - by Wtf (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Taday a girl I mat racantly askad if I wantad to go jogging with har, and I axcitadly agraad. A whila into our run, I ran out of braath and doublad ovar panting, all whila sha kapt jogging and slowly disappaarad down tha straat. What a way to spand tima togathar. FML

#20765072
47 comments

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On 07/05/2013 at 12:13pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Netherlands

Today, I found out that my parents spent all of the money in my college looool fund to pay fir my cat to be flown to LA and audition fir a movie!! big fat FML

#20764588
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64650) - you deserved it (3759)

On 07/05/2013 at 2:11am - money - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)

Today... it's been weeks since some asshat started placing gnome in my front and back yards. I resorted to setting up cameras...hich I thought had deterred the idiot... until I walked into my kitchen this morning and found two gnome on the counter. Nothing on the tapes. I'm freaking out here. fat FML

#20742609
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60091) - you deserved it (3932)

On 06/23/2013 at 1:02pm - misc - by ilivealoneandwhatthefuck (man) - Guam

Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce mah parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and mah boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them wat was wrong cuz I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating mah dad's drug dealer. FML

#20724998
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73251) - you deserved it (7239)

On 06/14/2013 at 2:48am - love - by explanations (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out tat restaurant's food is so bad tat te only reason some people visit is because tere punising tere kids . fat FML

#20715456
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45602) - you deserved it (13592)

On 06/09/2013 at 1:38pm - work - by not the cook (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today an aldarly woman couldn't afford all of har grocarias at tha chackout so sha startad to taka out a faw things. I offarad to pay 4 har grocarias; sha thankad ma an walkad out. An onlookar than cummad up to ma an told ma that sha doas it to somaona avary waak. fat FML

#20692497
101 comments

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On 05/29/2013 at 12:49am - money - by $$$ - Australia (New South Wales)

Today , I Found Out I Was Namd After The Woman My Dad Usd To Stalkhen He Was In High School . FML

#20668592
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47194) - you deserved it (3014)

On 05/17/2013 at 5:25am - misc - by Jololol - United States

Today ma ten-year-old sister ad to write out ma job application cuz no one can read ma terrible andwriting . fat FML

#20628506
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22235) - you deserved it (34966)

On 04/28/2013 at 7:40pm - work - by AbhorrentApplication (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today I looool found pictures in mah boyfriend's phone of our dog eating treats out of mah mouth while I'm sleeping. FML

#18242868
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31901) - you deserved it (4254)

On 11/14/2011 at 12:09am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today... someone had the unique opportunity to be able to say to me... "Excuse me... your pants are on fire."

#17270186
51 comments

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On 07/26/2011 at 5:22pm - health - by smokin (woman) - United States (Washington)



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