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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 4 July 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 97
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, to celebrate moving into a new apartment, my girlfriend decided she would get a kitten. She didn't know I'm allergic to cats. When I told her, she decided that she couldn't date someone who couldn't be around her cat; the one she doesn't have yet. FML

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