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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 10 April 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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About LordoftheOcelots : I like to draw and I like ocelots and unicorns.
I'm bisexual, I'm only social on the Internet. I like to read the misfortune of others and pray it doesn't happen to me. I like Anime and webcomics. I love Homestuck and Hetalia. I play on Steam, gamer tag Bird Dog, picture Equius.

Narcissistic part:
I'm sexy
I'm awesome

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