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- 1Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 2Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…
- Today, my friends took me to a strip club for my 25th birthday. I went onstage with 5 dollars in my… Today, my girlfriend and I had gotten tipsy and found ourselves in the bedroom. We started to fool… Today, I was trying to turn my boyfriend on with dirty texts. When he said "I'm horny," I teasingly…