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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 12 June 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 74
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, my husband and I switched phones by accident. I've already received several naked pictures from one of his co-workers. FML

#20898640
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59182) - you deserved it (3988)

On 09/28/2013 at 12:08am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I tried to get my golden retriever to stand in front of our church for a very short time to illustrate the point of a sermon. When I brought my dog up, he mounted the pastor's leg and began humping him. FML

#20873553
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36282) - you deserved it (8722)

On 09/08/2013 at 9:42pm - animals - by sillydoggy - United States

Today, I went down on my boyfriend, and tried out a new trick I learned. I read in a magazine that if you hum while giving oral, it's supposed to feel good. My boyfriend started laughing and told me to stop after 30 seconds because I reminded him of his singing toothbrush. FML

#20857818
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49630) - you deserved it (9270)

On 08/28/2013 at 12:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I woke up naked next to my gay roommate after a night of drinking. Neither he nor I remember anything. FML

#20083352
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25228) - you deserved it (25553)

On 09/22/2012 at 10:06am - intimacy - by holyshitbatman - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML

#12492067
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33163) - you deserved it (3463)

On 08/13/2010 at 1:33am - love - by brother love - United Kingdom



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