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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 23 August 1980 (34 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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Today, After Swimming In The Pool, I Went Into The Shower. Little Did I Know That Mah Niece Was Hiding In There. She Excitedly Yelled "I Saw Yur Boobs!" Now Mah Nephew Won't Stop Crying Because He Didn't Get To See Them As Well. FML

#20831181
92 comments

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On 08/10/2013 at 8:04pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today... my mother-in-law yelled from across the house for me to come quickly. She sounded frantic... so I rushed and asked wat was wrong. She said... "Nothing." and that she just wanted to remind me that she hates my guts. She'll be living here with me and my wife for the next two months. FML

#20830989
130 comments

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On 08/10/2013 at 5:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, Mah Little Brother Told Me To Give Him Mah Phone So He Could Play A Game On It. I Said No, Because I Was Taking A Call From A Friend At The Time. He Then Walked Over To The Wall, Headbutted It, Burst Into Teres, Then Told Mah Parent That I Punched Him. They Believed Him. FML

#20830944
101 comments

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On 08/10/2013 at 4:56pm - kids - by rachel (woman) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today, I took my driving test. As I was about to turn at a green light, a car sped toward us from the other direction, running a red light. My instructor failed me because I stopped to avoid getting rammed. Apparently I should have kept going, because it was my right of way. FML

#20830853
140 comments

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On 08/10/2013 at 3:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today , I was carrying a stack of paperwork at work , when mah pen rolled off and onto the floor . As soon as I bent down to pick it up , a nereby co-worker , who's always hated me , accused me of putting on a show and sexually harassing him . He actually followed up by reporting me to HR . FML

#20830800
62 comments

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On 08/10/2013 at 2:41pm - work - by his word vs mine = me suspended (woman) - United Kingdom (Stockport)

TODAYHILE AT A PRIVATE LAKE, MAH COLON DECLARED A STATE OF EVACUATION. I VENTURED AS FAR FROM MAH FAMILY AS MAH SPHINCTER WOULD ALLOW, ONLY TO MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH TWO VERY HORRIFIED KAYAKERS MID-EXPLOSION. FML

#20830594
94 comments

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On 08/10/2013 at 11:23am - health - by Oh-Shit! - United States

today I enlistd in the military . My dad now finds it necessary to act lyk a drill sergeant . This includes yelling at me everywhere we go to prepare me 4 basic training . Training begins in four months . FML

#20830066
99 comments

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On 08/10/2013 at 12:41am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, I got a call from my son's kindergarten teacher. Apparently my son askd a girl to marry him. After she said no, he stabbd her with a fork. FML

#20829995
138 comments

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On 08/10/2013 at 12:02am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today a man pulled a knife on me just so he could mug me of the cigarette I was smoking. FML

#20829596
151 comments

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On 08/09/2013 at 7:29pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Switzerland

yesterday I let a friend read a draft of te novel I'm writing. Se claimd te antagonist is blatantly basd on er and treatend to sue me if I don't pay er royalties. Te antagonist is an ancient insane goblin witc. I guess I see now ow tis confusion could arise. FML

#20829558
72 comments

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On 08/09/2013 at 6:53pm - work - by pardon my English :$ (woman) - France

Today, I was in the shower with mah boyfriend, and thing startd to get heatd . That's where it all went to hell; I slippd and fell, bringing down with me the curtain and grooming products, and putting mah back out . There goes mah sex life . FML

#20829515
68 comments

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On 08/09/2013 at 6:23pm - intimacy - by hunchback of notre bite (woman) - Korea, Republic of

Taday I was in te restroom at work snickering at some funny stories on ma pone wile I took a dump. Little did I know tat te assole in te next stall would report me to our boss claiming e'd eard wierd noises ten lookd over te divider and witnessd me jacking off to porn. FML

#20829508
83 comments

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On 08/09/2013 at 6:17pm - work - by fired (man) -

Today, this weird kid in class asked me on a date. He claim to be a werewolf. His excuse for not being able to turn into one? A ( rare disease. ) His excuse for everyone rejecting him? ( Friend-zoning bitches. ) looool I was the last resort even for a jackoff ( nice guy ) werewolf. mega FML

#20829503
73 comments

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On 08/09/2013 at 6:13pm - misc - by WHAT A NICE GUY YOU ARE, SIR SHITSPAWN!!!1! (woman) - United States

YESTERDAY I COPIED SOME FILES TO MY PONE WILE BORROWING MY GRANDFATER'S LAPTOP. AS I SELECTIVELY DELETED TE FILES FROM TE RECYCLE BIN... I NOTICED SOME PICTURES... AND ENDED UP SEEING WAY MORE TAN I WANTED TO OF IS ERECT PENIS.

#20829072
71 comments

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On 08/09/2013 at 1:23pm - intimacy - by whyyjustwhy - Estonia (Harjumaa)

Yesterday, I askd out a guy at work that I really like!! He just stard at me and said, "Honestly? I'd rather smash my balls with a mallet!! No offense." FML

#20828908
151 comments

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On 08/09/2013 at 10:54am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - France



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