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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 23 August 1980 (34 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 7387
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, My Gran Cama Ovar Fir Dinnar, Frhich I Had To Go Grab Soma Supplias From Tha Suparmarkat. I Guass I Should Hava Lockad My Laptop, Bacausahan I Cama Back, I Found My Gran Had Usad My Facabook Account To Proposa To My Now-acstatic Grlfriand. FML

#20897003
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43273) - you deserved it (5870)

On 09/26/2013 at 4:36pm - love - by my gran is a cuntwaffle (man) - United Kingdom

today I went in the diner I always pass by and ordered a sandwich. When I asked how much it was, the waitress replied, ( Don't worry, honey. We give free meals to the homeless on Thursdays. ) I was too ashamed to deny it, so I just said thank u and left. FML

#20896706
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42620) - you deserved it (5600)

On 09/26/2013 at 11:20am - misc - by horriblefashionsense (woman) - United States (Florida)

today the creepy kid on the bus saved me a seat again. Thinking he wanted to be friends, I followed him on twitter. He was doing a live video feed so I checked it out. It was of me. FML

Today, I decidd to be friendly and say i to te werd kid at scool, wo was sitting by imself eating lunc. After I said ello, e stard up at me intensely and said, ( I don't ave many friends. Yea. Mainly 'cause I've eaten most of tem. ) FML

#20895757
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38951) - you deserved it (4984)

On 09/25/2013 at 4:02pm - misc - by scared shitless in ohio (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I invited mah new girlfriend over fir the first time. My roommate thought it would be funny to go on a porn site on mah computer an leave it up. She saw it, freaked out, slapped me, an left. FML

#20895735
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39815) - you deserved it (3435)

On 09/25/2013 at 3:23pm - love - by burb - Germany (Berlin)

Today, a drunk man walked into my house at 2pm, screaming out, ( Honey, I'm home! ) He had the wrong house, but it looks like I've finally met my new nieghbour. FML

#20895601
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36719) - you deserved it (3104)

On 09/25/2013 at 12:35pm - misc - by nicetomeetyou2 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah online order arrived earlier than I expected. I opened it to fine some kind of anal sex toy. Whoever this is fir is going to be disappointedhen they get mah 3DS game. FML

#20894309
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39665) - you deserved it (2740)

On 09/24/2013 at 12:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today... yet again... I got looool to my desk at work at 8 AM to find my laptop turned on an porn sites opened. Werd porn sites. I have no idea who is doing this... or how they have access to my office... or how they got my login password. HR thinks I'm making this up. FML

#20894123
166 comments

Today, some asshat chewed me out over a 10 cent late fine he was charged on his library card. When I tried to explain the fine to him, he started mimicking me. Finally, as he chucked a dime at mah head before storming out, I saw the glint of a Rolex watch from beneath his power suit. mega FML

#20894007
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42636) - you deserved it (2834)

On 09/24/2013 at 2:14am - work - by DimeShapedBruise (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I found out I was adoptd when my drunk dad made a terrible Star Wars joke. FML

#20893338
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39106) - you deserved it (2478)

On 09/23/2013 at 6:49pm - misc - by theynamedmeluke (man) - United States (Texas)

Yastarday , mah bast friand told ma that sha no longar wants to cut harsalf cuz now sha's madly in lova with a guy in our school. Sha doasn't know that ha's gay. FML

#20893179
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52160) - you deserved it (3517)

On 09/23/2013 at 4:49pm - love - by friend loves a gay guy... - United States (Ohio)

Today, while I was working, someone cummed in and attempted to purchase GTA 5 with a medical marijuana card. FML

#20892589
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38225) - you deserved it (3048)

On 09/23/2013 at 2:15am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my 2-year-old daughter overheard my wife an I arguing an fixated on one particular insult my wife threw at me. Now my daughter won't stop saying "Daddy a numbnuts", always with a big smile on her face. FML

#20892563
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35666) - you deserved it (5531)

On 09/23/2013 at 1:48am - kids - by numbnuts (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today , I startd shaking my son's Little Bill doll in frustration , as the batteries weren't working. My nosy neighbor saw through the window and calld the cops. They wouldn't believe me and now thehole neighborhood thinks I'm a child abuser. FML

#20892490
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51141) - you deserved it (7267)

On 09/23/2013 at 12:44am - kids - by baddad (man) - United States

Today, I textd mah girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out cuz mah dog did this morning an we were burying him!! She replid that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog!! She then broke up with me!! mega FML

#20892223
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48123) - you deserved it (3983)

On 09/22/2013 at 10:24pm - love - by really? (man) - United States



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