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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 21 August 1972 (43 years)
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  • Number of visits : 47588
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  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 5 posted

About LonelyFrog : Geek living the geek life in LA

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Today, I called my favorite radio station over and over, trying to be the 40th caller to win sold-out concert tickets, each time holding my thumb over the button to quickly hang up and re-dial if busy. I finally got through and they congratulated me being the winning caller! By habit, I hung up. FML

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Friday 27 November 2015

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