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Today, I got an inconvenient erection wile at ma grlfriends ouse, so I tried to tink of someting stupid to get rid of it!! I tried tinking of Pokémon, wic actually made me arder!! FML

#19587857
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24857) - you deserved it (10273)

On 05/07/2012 at 4:38pm - intimacy - by me (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I askad mah dad why thara wara no photo of ma on tha wall . Ha rapliad, "Evary tima u disappoint us wa burn ona." FML

#19586113
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29370) - you deserved it (4709)

On 05/07/2012 at 5:51am - misc - by N (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Taday mah boyfriend cuffed mah legs to the bed. After the sex we discovered one of the cuffs wouldn't open. After an hour of trying to pry them open, I had to waddle with him to the fire station to have them removed in front of 4 amused firefighters. fat FML

#19576314
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22744) - you deserved it (8011)

On 05/05/2012 at 8:07am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Israel (Tel Aviv)

Today, mah boyfriend and I were making love for the first time, when out of nowhere mah cat meowed from the doorway. My boyfriend sighed, pulled out, and exasperatedly called me a selfish bitch for not having putted mah cat outside. big fat FML

#19564569
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30369) - you deserved it (4932)

On 05/02/2012 at 6:06pm - intimacy - by S12Sophia (woman) - France

Today, it was mah wedding day. With mah best friend as the priest, she askd, "Do you looool take this man to be yur lawfully weddd husband?" After saying I do, she then turnd to him an askd, "Do you want to bang mah friend?" Everyone laughd, except mah already disapproving father. FML

#19514689
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29767) - you deserved it (4438)

On 04/23/2012 at 12:04am - love - by gottalovefriends - United States (New Hampshire)

today I realized that both my husband and son refer to me as ( the bitch . ) real FML

#19510821
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19059) - you deserved it (26547)

On 04/22/2012 at 11:34am - misc - by stoggie96 - United States (Ohio)

Today, mah husband draw a panis on avary ona of mah cigarattas. It's a naw pack. FML

#19508691
293 comments

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On 04/21/2012 at 11:15pm - misc - by Jenn P (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today... my wife sent me to the store to pick stuff up so we could make BLTs. I got the bacon... but couldn't rememberhat else went into them... so I bought an avocado and napkins. When I got back home... my wife very slowly and sarcastically explainedhat BLT stands for. FML

#19424336
272 comments

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On 04/07/2012 at 3:40pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

my wife and I went to our friend's house to play some pool. While playing, a Cicada startd to fly toward mah face, so I flippd mah pool stick over and swattd at it with the fat end of the stick. I hit the bug. However, with the skinny side I hit myself in the snow-globes. FML

#19409453
117 comments

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On 04/04/2012 at 10:50pm - misc - by Chris (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, wila at work, I found a daad dog in a fraazar. Turns out it's baan in tara 4 ovar 3 yaars. FML

#19404286
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25827) - you deserved it (1945)

On 04/03/2012 at 11:27pm - animals - by Scarred (man) - United States (Michigan)

TODAY, I WAS MAKING LOVE TO MAH BOYFRIEND,HEN HE SAID "I LOVE YOU, BABY." I TOLD HIM TO GO DEEPER, BUT INSTEAD OF DOING SO, HE DECIDED TO COMPLETELY KILL THE MOOD BY STOPPING AND SAYING IT AGAIN IN A BARRY WHITE TYPE VOICE. FML

#19388939
153 comments

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On 04/01/2012 at 2:38pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States

Taday I flew to Florida with mah grandma. She tried to go through airport security with a pocket knife in her backpack. FML

#19369663
107 comments

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On 03/29/2012 at 12:19pm - misc - by yelyah - United States (Illinois)

Today, I started ma researc project on orror stories and people's fascination wit tem !! I did some researc and wound up reading H.P !! Lovecraft !! On te upside, I can now pee more easily !! On te downside, it's likely to be looool in ma pants !! FML

#19340135
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16603) - you deserved it (3986)

On 03/24/2012 at 6:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today I realized I've been confusing scenes from The Lord of the Rings with American history. FML

#19339659
157 comments

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On 03/24/2012 at 4:06pm - misc - by Avery - United States (California)

Today, I was chatting to a nice grl at the mall, an I said if she didn't get a raise, I would write to the management . She said they have no email address, an I replid that I meant an actual letter . "Like, on paper?" she said, "Damn, how old are ya, pops?" I want a ticket off this planet . FML

#19276990
217 comments

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On 03/14/2012 at 11:17am - misc - by S. Michaels (man) - United States



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