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LolliDolly

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LolliDolly

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 May 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3462
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About LolliDolly : My name is Veronica, I don't usually comment I just read all the FMLs and comments. I'm usually on the app so you can message me but I might not reply for a long time.

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LolliDolly's favorite FMLs

Today, I read an article with tips on how to give girls full-body orgasms and I decided to test a few on my girlfriend. Instead of having a mind-blowing orgasm, she started cackling and said I looked like a giraffe trying to bob for apples. FML

#19352166
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23194) - you deserved it (5468)

On 03/26/2012 at 4:56pm - intimacy - by JC (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML

#19343662
365 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40286) - you deserved it (12412)

On 03/25/2012 at 8:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was fooling around with my husband on the bed. I was excited as he lifted my arms up in a seductive way, only to roll deodorant under my armpits. FML

#19337633
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13073) - you deserved it (33174)

On 03/24/2012 at 8:14am - intimacy - by SG - United States

Today, I was fooling around with my husband on the bed. I was excited as he lifted my arms up in a seductive way, only to roll deodorant under my armpits. FML

#19337633
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13073) - you deserved it (33174)

On 03/24/2012 at 8:14am - intimacy - by SG - United States

Today, I went to Hooters for lunch. My food was brought to me by a man. FML

#19288594
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24620) - you deserved it (14412)

On 03/16/2012 at 1:00pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, after getting a pat of appreciation from my girlfriend's father for taking it slow, he found me later, in her room, with my head between her thighs. FML

#19187510
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16973) - you deserved it (44077)

On 02/29/2012 at 5:07am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, an African-American family came into the restaurant at which I work. They said, "Jackson, party of 5." After I laughed, I realized they were serious. FML

#19166851
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17223) - you deserved it (29573)

On 02/26/2012 at 10:31am - work - by Miss_Kristen - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was so broke and hungry that I went to Olive Garden and faked being stood up, just so I could eat their breadsticks. FML

#19101207
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36162) - you deserved it (5584)

On 02/17/2012 at 4:10pm - misc - by 97 (woman) - United States

Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old boyfriend why it is not okay to pee in the pool. FML

#19099284
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22448) - you deserved it (4874)

On 02/17/2012 at 9:13am - misc - by nycol (woman) - Australia

Today, I was talking to a guy I really liked, hoping that he would ask me out. Eventually he asked for my number. I was so excited that I couldn't remember it. FML

#19091459
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23105) - you deserved it (7750)

On 02/16/2012 at 2:32am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML

#19072659
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35776) - you deserved it (2712)

On 02/14/2012 at 9:29am - love - by Illinoisgirl - Hungary (Budapest)

Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he put me through so much heartache last year was because the make-up sex was awesome. FML

#19071963
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28427) - you deserved it (4619)

On 02/14/2012 at 6:25am - intimacy - by makeupsex (woman) - Canada

Today, my bra burst apart in the middle of class. I then had the privilege of asking my male teacher if I could borrow his stapler to put it back together. FML

#19067640
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27258) - you deserved it (3964)

On 02/13/2012 at 7:28pm - misc - by chlolivia (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I accidentally dropped a sculpture at college, and it broke. Some weirdo wearing a pink cape and a fake moustache bitched me out and told me not to be such an attention-seeking drama queen. FML

#19026244
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23752) - you deserved it (2982)

On 02/08/2012 at 12:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I have to follow through with the bet I lost over the Super Bowl game. I don't have a problem running a lap nude around my block, but the cops in the police station right across from my house probably will. FML

#19017961
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9024) - you deserved it (30317)

On 02/07/2012 at 12:58pm - misc - by MillyMan (man) - United States (Massachusetts)



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