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Today, my brother's girlfriend dumped him. I overheard my mom tell him "It could be worse. Your brother can't even get a girlfriend". FML

#1919
21 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24126) - you deserved it (1672)

On 01/20/2009 at 3:41pm - love - by Taylor - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I received an email from my boss telling me how appreciated I was and how valuable I am to the company. I wish I hadn't scrolled down to read the included conversation where he asked his boss whether to lie to me about how good I was or not. FML

#1527
13 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19182) - you deserved it (1723)

On 01/17/2009 at 11:00pm - work - by IHateMyJob - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)

Today, like every other day, I turn up at work at the security guard's gate to show my ID badge. Except that my brother had stuck a huge "FBI" sticker on it. My co-workers now all call me Mulder. FML

#1020
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16397) - you deserved it (2690)

On 01/13/2009 at 4:47am - work - by MAC - Sent from mobile version

Today, I'm a medicine student, it's my sixth year, and I have spent the whole day in surgery. No one dared tell me that what I was wearing on my feet was actually supposed to be put over my hair. Which was embarrassing. FML

#949
18 comments

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On 01/10/2009 at 10:52pm - work - by Carrie - France (Languedoc-Roussillon)

Today, I turned around in my cubicle to see the entire marketing department (myself excluded) getting ready to have lunch together. Nobody mentioned it to me. FML

#865
18 comments

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On 01/08/2009 at 8:30am - work - by Webmonkey - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at a job interview at McDonalds. All was going well until the manager told me that I'd have to remove the piercing that I have on my eyebrow. I didn't think that my mole would be so confusing. FML

#630
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23037) - you deserved it (1893)

On 12/30/2008 at 4:35am - work - by Cody - Sent from mobile version

Today, at work as an optician, I gave a little girl a new pair of glasses and asked her if she could see well with them. She replied, "Oh yes, you have two big spots on your nose!" FML

#599
20 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17507) - you deserved it (2167)

On 12/25/2008 at 11:53pm - work - by jamjamy - Sent from mobile version

Today, my Art Director once again turned down a demo model (for an advertisement) that I'd been working on for a week. This time he took his belt off and started thrashing the model to pieces. FML

#517
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23617) - you deserved it (1873)

On 12/14/2008 at 10:24pm - work - by Fuzy - Sent from mobile version

Today, my company was having a huge party. I got to work dressed in my best outfit. At the the lunch break my boss told me, "You really missed out on something yesterday, it was great fun!" FML

#274
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26233) - you deserved it (5099)

On 11/11/2008 at 1:53am - work - by SMV - Sent from mobile version

Today, thinking that I’m alone at work, I start rummaging through my nose trying to find something interesting. It’s only after about a minute that I notice that my boss is looking straight at me. FML

#242
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7958) - you deserved it (43917)

On 11/07/2008 at 5:10am - work - by JoLaFritte - Sent from mobile version

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

#8
238 comments

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