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Today, I applied for a job in an Italian restaurant. Ideally I wanted to be a hostess rather than a waitress, and I told the manager as much. His response? "No no no. Hostess no good for you. We leave that to the pretty girls." FML

#121635
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50767) - you deserved it (4132)

On 02/24/2009 at 5:37am - work - by Ren (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I submitted a vacation request to my manager and it was approved. I came back from lunch and was informed that I have been let go. FML

#115170
16 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46037) - you deserved it (2326)

On 02/23/2009 at 5:00pm - work - by ExtendedVacation (man) - United States (California)

Today, after class, my teacher pulled me aside and said "You know, I never received the e-mail regarding your disabilities that your parents mentioned. Could you have them resend it?" What disabilities? FML

#85475
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52183) - you deserved it (2595)

On 02/20/2009 at 1:16am - work - by Jedi (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I told my college friend that I considered her to be my best friend. She responded, "I don't think you should call me that." FML

#84987
14 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38472) - you deserved it (3881)

On 02/20/2009 at 12:25am - misc - by Oh dear... (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, in school my shoulder was killing me from a softball injury. I went to the nurse's office and asked "Can I have some ice?" They responded with "Why, what happened to your face?" FML

#75712
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47427) - you deserved it (2838)

On 02/19/2009 at 2:09am - misc - by Offended (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I kneeled down to tie my shoe and sneezed, nailing my face off of my knee and breaking my nose. FML

#63782
40 comments

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On 02/17/2009 at 9:43pm - health - by ouchmynose (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, on campus, these really overly-happy people walking around with big signs saying "free hugs". When I walked towards them, their smiles faded, and they put their signs down. FML

#38092
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49750) - you deserved it (4460)

On 02/13/2009 at 4:51pm - misc - by shit's weak - United States (Indiana)

Today, I got my boyfriend a pair of concert tickets for his birthday. He loved the gift, but turned to me and said "Do I have to bring you?" FML

#37272
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39627) - you deserved it (3354)

On 02/13/2009 at 2:18pm - misc - by sarahhh (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my friend was picking on me at school by constantly tapping on my shoulder. At recess I had enough. I felt the familiar tap on my shoulder, and I drove my elbow into what I thought was my friends stomach. It was my Principal. FML

#24455
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27699) - you deserved it (16803)

On 02/11/2009 at 6:38am - misc - by da man (man) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, I came into work with a new hair cut and so far everyone has asked me If I lost a bet. FML

#5127
16 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28796) - you deserved it (3362)

On 02/02/2009 at 5:39am - work - by Xpresss - United States (California)

Today, I was standing on a desk at work to run wiring in a suspended ceiling, since we have no ladder. My phone rang, I rushed to answer it, tripping and smashing my leg. It was my boss, calling to tell me he was bringing over a ladder. FML

#4954
14 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22681) - you deserved it (4000)

On 02/01/2009 at 7:11pm - work - by fonsui - United States (New York)

Today, I fell flat on my ass while running for the subway. Made it on only to find out that it was standing by for ten minutes. I then got to ride all the way to work with a train full of people who watched me fall. FML

#3586
15 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20131) - you deserved it (3221)

On 01/30/2009 at 6:30am - work - by Weter - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was offered a promotion but for the same pay. Promotion... WTF? FML

#2234
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25331) - you deserved it (2191)

On 01/22/2009 at 5:35pm - work - by Promo girl - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I work for a boss who does everything he can to singlehandedly ruin our company and drive us into the ground. I just got an e-mail from him saying I need to be a more positive and energetic role-model for our team. Pot… meet Kettle. FML

#2158
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18695) - you deserved it (2292)

On 01/22/2009 at 7:45am - work - by DarkPain - United States (California)

Today, I broke the glass of the photocopier trying to photocopy my ass. My boss will be here in five hours. She'll know it was me. I'm the only night guardian. FML

#1986
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6495) - you deserved it (46029)

On 01/21/2009 at 5:03am - work - by Wititipwitpwit - Sent from mobile version



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