Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Lolbrittany

Search for a member

Lolbrittany

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2100
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Lolbrittany : >:U

Lolbrittany's page activity

Visits<b>ilovemonkeybutts</b> - the 10/16/2014 at 10:38pm<b>I_Am_Lamp_</b> - the 10/09/2014 at 12:15am<b>willlis</b> - the 10/06/2014 at 6:47am<b>isabelf</b> - the 08/12/2014 at 10:44pm<b>Aurelian</b> - the 06/08/2014 at 4:56pm<b>_GreenArrow_</b> - the 05/23/2014 at 12:45am<b>chlorinegreen</b> - the 05/20/2014 at 4:02am<b>Federgirl</b> - the 05/04/2014 at 5:30pm<b>w0nd3rl4nd</b> - the 03/22/2014 at 4:29pm<b>poppypoptarts</b> - the 03/08/2014 at 8:41pm<b>tonjuu</b> - the 01/13/2014 at 5:39pm<b>stj5249</b> - the 10/21/2013 at 1:40am<b>LiveLoveLaugh54</b> - the 09/05/2013 at 10:14pm<b>jadeluv</b> - the 07/16/2013 at 2:36am<b>superalubba</b> - the 04/27/2013 at 2:30pm<b>marylovesyou8D</b> - the 07/23/2010 at 2:48am<b>peewee123</b> - the 09/23/2009 at 12:47pm<b>cheesefest</b> - the 09/06/2009 at 4:51am

Lolbrittany's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

Lolbrittany's favorite FMLs

Today, I applied for a job in an Italian restaurant. Ideally I wanted to be a hostess rather than a waitress, and I told the manager as much. His response? "No no no. Hostess no good for you. We leave that to the pretty girls." FML

#121635
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46481) - you deserved it (3679)

On 02/24/2009 at 5:37am - work - by Ren (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I submitted a vacation request to my manager and it was approved. I came back from lunch and was informed that I have been let go. FML

#115170
14 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41837) - you deserved it (1998)

On 02/23/2009 at 5:00pm - work - by ExtendedVacation (man) - United States (California)

Today, after class, my teacher pulled me aside and said "You know, I never received the e-mail regarding your disabilities that your parents mentioned. Could you have them resend it?" What disabilities? FML

#85475
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48049) - you deserved it (2297)

On 02/20/2009 at 1:16am - work - by Jedi (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I told my college friend that I considered her to be my best friend. She responded, "I don't think you should call me that." FML

#84987
12 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35033) - you deserved it (3563)

On 02/20/2009 at 12:25am - misc - by Oh dear... (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, in school my shoulder was killing me from a softball injury. I went to the nurse's office and asked "Can I have some ice?" They responded with "Why, what happened to your face?" FML

#75712
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43147) - you deserved it (2486)

On 02/19/2009 at 2:09am - misc - by Offended (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I kneeled down to tie my shoe and sneezed, nailing my face off of my knee and breaking my nose. FML

#63782
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43387) - you deserved it (6458)

On 02/17/2009 at 9:43pm - health - by ouchmynose (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, on campus, these really overly-happy people walking around with big signs saying "free hugs". When I walked towards them, their smiles faded, and they put their signs down. FML

#38092
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45711) - you deserved it (4104)

On 02/13/2009 at 4:51pm - misc - by shit's weak - United States (Indiana)

Today, I got my boyfriend a pair of concert tickets for his birthday. He loved the gift, but turned to me and said "Do I have to bring you?" FML

#37272
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35315) - you deserved it (2971)

On 02/13/2009 at 2:18pm - misc - by sarahhh (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my friend was picking on me at school by constantly tapping on my shoulder. At recess I had enough. I felt the familiar tap on my shoulder, and I drove my elbow into what I thought was my friends stomach. It was my Principal. FML

#24455
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23445) - you deserved it (15392)

On 02/11/2009 at 6:38am - misc - by da man (man) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, I came into work with a new hair cut and so far everyone has asked me If I lost a bet. FML

#5127
14 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25584) - you deserved it (3003)

On 02/02/2009 at 5:39am - work - by Xpresss - United States (California)

Today, I was standing on a desk at work to run wiring in a suspended ceiling, since we have no ladder. My phone rang, I rushed to answer it, tripping and smashing my leg. It was my boss, calling to tell me he was bringing over a ladder. FML

#4954
14 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18911) - you deserved it (3397)

On 02/01/2009 at 7:11pm - work - by fonsui - United States (New York)

Today, I fell flat on my ass while running for the subway. Made it on only to find out that it was standing by for ten minutes. I then got to ride all the way to work with a train full of people who watched me fall. FML

#3586
15 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16334) - you deserved it (2777)

On 01/30/2009 at 6:30am - work - by Weter - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was offered a promotion but for the same pay. Promotion... WTF? FML

#2234
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21216) - you deserved it (1830)

On 01/22/2009 at 5:35pm - work - by Promo girl - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I work for a boss who does everything he can to singlehandedly ruin our company and drive us into the ground. I just got an e-mail from him saying I need to be a more positive and energetic role-model for our team. Pot… meet Kettle. FML

#2158
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14932) - you deserved it (1888)

On 01/22/2009 at 7:45am - work - by DarkPain - United States (California)

Today, I broke the glass of the photocopier trying to photocopy my ass. My boss will be here in five hours. She'll know it was me. I'm the only night guardian. FML

#1986
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5381) - you deserved it (40680)

On 01/21/2009 at 5:03am - work - by Wititipwitpwit - Sent from mobile version



Zach Stafford's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Zach's illustrated FML
  • Everybody's talking about Ebola at the moment. I have trouble keeping up with the latest trends. I'm going to wait until Christmas and see what special offers turn up in the shops, under funky new names…

Friday 17 October 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: