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Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach pains. I left him in bed to go have explosive diarreah in the bathroom next to his room. When I was done, I came back to bed and snuggled in next to his sleeping form and he rolled over to whisper, "I heard everthing." FML
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On 03/02/2009 at 4:51pm - love - by ohmygoodness (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, after working for my company for 10 years, my co-workers threw me a farewell party. The boss gave quite an eloquent speech, ending in "we're really gonna miss you Mark." My name is Evan. FML
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On 02/28/2009 at 7:50pm - work - by Grrrrr (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I applied for a job in an Italian restaurant. Ideally I wanted to be a hostess rather than a waitress, and I told the manager as much. His response? "No no no. Hostess no good for you. We leave that to the pretty girls." FML
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On 02/24/2009 at 5:37am - work - by Ren (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I submitted a vacation request to my manager and it was approved. I came back from lunch and was informed that I have been let go. FML
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On 02/23/2009 at 5:00pm - work - by ExtendedVacation (man) - United States (California)
Today, after class, my teacher pulled me aside and said "You know, I never received the e-mail regarding your disabilities that your parents mentioned. Could you have them resend it?" What disabilities? FML
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On 02/20/2009 at 1:16am - work - by Jedi (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I told my college friend that I considered her to be my best friend. She responded, "I don't think you should call me that." FML
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On 02/20/2009 at 12:25am - misc - by Oh dear... (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, in school my shoulder was killing me from a softball injury. I went to the nurse's office and asked "Can I have some ice?" They responded with "Why, what happened to your face?" FML
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On 02/19/2009 at 2:09am - misc - by Offended (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I kneeled down to tie my shoe and sneezed, nailing my face off of my knee and breaking my nose. FML
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On 02/17/2009 at 9:43pm - health - by ouchmynose (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, on campus, these really overly-happy people walking around with big signs saying "free hugs". When I walked towards them, their smiles faded, and they put their signs down. FML
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On 02/13/2009 at 4:51pm - misc - by shit's weak - United States (Indiana)
Today, I got my boyfriend a pair of concert tickets for his birthday. He loved the gift, but turned to me and said "Do I have to bring you?" FML
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On 02/13/2009 at 2:18pm - misc - by sarahhh (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, my friend was picking on me at school by constantly tapping on my shoulder. At recess I had enough. I felt the familiar tap on my shoulder, and I drove my elbow into what I thought was my friends stomach. It was my Principal. FML
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On 02/11/2009 at 6:38am - misc - by da man (man) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)
Today, I came into work with a new hair cut and so far everyone has asked me If I lost a bet. FML
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On 02/02/2009 at 5:39am - work - by Xpresss - United States (California)
Today, I was standing on a desk at work to run wiring in a suspended ceiling, since we have no ladder. My phone rang, I rushed to answer it, tripping and smashing my leg. It was my boss, calling to tell me he was bringing over a ladder. FML
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On 02/01/2009 at 7:11pm - work - by fonsui - United States (New York)
Today, I fell flat on my ass while running for the subway. Made it on only to find out that it was standing by for ten minutes. I then got to ride all the way to work with a train full of people who watched me fall. FML
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On 01/30/2009 at 6:30am - work - by Weter - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I was offered a promotion but for the same pay. Promotion... WTF? FML
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On 01/22/2009 at 5:35pm - work - by Promo girl - Australia (Queensland)
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