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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Lolbrittany's favorite FMLs

Today, I submitted a vacation request to my manager and it was approved. I came back from lunch and was informed that I have been let go. FML

by ExtendedVacation / 02/23/2009 at 5:00pm / United States (California) / Work

Today, after class, my teacher pulled me aside and said "You know, I never received the e-mail regarding your disabilities that your parents mentioned. Could you have them resend it?" What disabilities? FML

by Jedi / 02/20/2009 at 1:16am / United States (California) / Work

Today, I told my college friend that I considered her to be my best friend. She responded, "I don't think you should call me that." FML

by Oh dear... / 02/20/2009 at 12:25am / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous

Today, in school my shoulder was killing me from a softball injury. I went to the nurse's office and asked "Can I have some ice?" They responded with "Why, what happened to your face?" FML

by Offended / 02/19/2009 at 2:09am / United States (New York) / Health

Today, I kneeled down to tie my shoe and sneezed, nailing my face off of my knee and breaking my nose. FML

by ouchmynose / 02/17/2009 at 9:43pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Health

Today, on campus, these really overly-happy people walking around with big signs saying "free hugs". When I walked towards them, their smiles faded, and they put their signs down. FML

by shit's weak / 02/13/2009 at 4:51pm / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous

Today, I got my boyfriend a pair of concert tickets for his birthday. He loved the gift, but turned to me and said "Do I have to bring you?" FML

by sarahhh / 02/13/2009 at 2:18pm / United States (Florida) / Love

Today, my friend was picking on me at school by constantly tapping on my shoulder. At recess I had enough. I felt the familiar tap on my shoulder, and I drove my elbow into what I thought was my friends stomach. It was my Principal. FML

by da man / 02/11/2009 at 6:38am / Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador) / Miscellaneous

Today, I came into work with a new hair cut and so far everyone has asked me If I lost a bet. FML

by Xpresss / 02/02/2009 at 5:39am / United States (California) / Work

Today, I was standing on a desk at work to run wiring in a suspended ceiling, since we have no ladder. My phone rang, I rushed to answer it, tripping and smashing my leg. It was my boss, calling to tell me he was bringing over a ladder. FML

by fonsui / 02/01/2009 at 7:11pm / United States (New York) / Work

Today, I fell flat on my ass while running for the subway. Made it on only to find out that it was standing by for ten minutes. I then got to ride all the way to work with a train full of people who watched me fall. FML

by Weter / 01/30/2009 at 6:30am / United States (Massachusetts) / Work

Today, I was offered a promotion but for the same pay. Promotion... WTF? FML

by Promo girl / 01/22/2009 at 5:35pm / Australia (Queensland) / Work

Today, I work for a boss who does everything he can to singlehandedly ruin our company and drive us into the ground. I just got an e-mail from him saying I need to be a more positive and energetic role-model for our team. Pot… meet Kettle. FML

by DarkPain / 01/22/2009 at 7:45am / United States (California) / Work

Today, I broke the glass of the photocopier trying to photocopy my ass. My boss will be here in five hours. She'll know it was me. I'm the only night guardian. FML

by Wititipwitpwit / 01/21/2009 at 5:03am / Work

Today, my brother's girlfriend dumped him. I overheard my mom tell him "It could be worse. Your brother can't even get a girlfriend". FML

by Taylor / 01/20/2009 at 3:41pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Love