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LolMoqz

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2391
  • Number of comments : 109
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About LolMoqz : My name is Edward, I love music, and I love FMLs.

-Dream Theater
-Megadeth
-Led Zeppelin
-She Wants Revenge
-Arctic Monkeys
-Best Coast
-Guitar
-Drums
-Bass

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LolMoqz's favorite FMLs

Today, I met my long distance girlfriend after two years of being separated by 900 miles. She brought her short distance boyfriend to the meeting. FML

by longtriphome / 07/14/2011 at 10:22pm / United States / Love

Today, I came home after having traveled abroad for the last two months. Before I left, I'd asked my dad to take care of my fish, and he promised they'd be safe with him. I found them all decomposing. FML

by worstfatherever / 07/10/2011 at 4:54pm / United States / Animals

Today, my husband decided he needs to be thanked after every time he changes our daughter's diaper; if not he throws a temper tantrum. Now I have two babies to deal with. FML

by Mary / 07/10/2011 at 8:49am / United States / Love

Today, I realized that my wife is such a bitch normally, she's actually nicer when she is on her period. FML

by Username / 07/09/2011 at 12:32am / United States / Love

Today, I was the designated driver. It was also my birthday party. FML

by Anonymous / 07/06/2011 at 7:06am / United Kingdom (Rhondda Cynon Taff) / Miscellaneous

Today, I have a cold. Trying to clear out my stuffy nose, I tried putting mouthwash in my nose. Thinking it was an awesome idea, I put some more in. I then starting screaming in pain due to the extreme burning in my nostrils. FML

by Fmylife / 07/06/2011 at 5:17am / United States (Washington) / Health

Today, I decided to sing a sweet lullaby to my two year old son. In the process, he smacked me in the face and told me to please stop. My sister sings to him all the time and he loves it. FML

by dee / 07/03/2011 at 1:36am / United States / Kids

Today, while riding a roller coaster I got hit in the chest by a wasp going 80 miles per hour. As if that didn't hurt enough it somehow managed to survive and fell down my shirt. It crawled around and bit me a few times before the ride ended. FML

by jreed509 / 07/03/2011 at 1:25am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Animals

Today, I was rushed to the emergency room. Apparently, there is only one serious side effect of getting your tonsils out when you're an adult, which is only seen in about 1% of patients: bleeding of the throat. It can be deadly. I'm part of that 1%. FML

by blahdyblahblah33 / 07/02/2011 at 8:22pm / United States (Louisiana) / Health

Today, my family went out to dinner at a seafood restaurant. While we were eating our food, my grandma demanded to see the manager, and loudly complained that her fish was "too fishy". FML

by Anonymous / 06/25/2011 at 4:39pm / Switzerland (Vaud) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was arrested for carrying a dangerous weapon. I was on my way home from the shop where I'd bought a new kitchen knife. FML

by lalala / 06/14/2011 at 6:47am / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had to be the one to break it to my daughter that WWE fighting was staged. She began crying. However, last month she didn't shed a single tear at her grandmother's funeral. FML

by mk / 06/14/2011 at 2:08am / United States (Texas) / Kids

Today, I let my new puppy outside for the first time. When I went to get him, I saw a man running off with him. FML

by robertsonjimmy / 06/13/2011 at 9:46pm / United States (Mississippi) / Animals

Today, I was stuck in stand-still traffic for 5 minutes, before realizing I had stopped behind a parked car. FML

by El Stupido / 06/12/2011 at 9:51am / Australia (Queensland) / Transportation

Today, my daughter turned 18. She decided to use this day to tell me everywhere her and her boyfriends have had sex in my house to get revenge for being overprotective. FML

by Anonymous / 06/01/2011 at 2:06pm / United States (California) / Intimacy