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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1379
  • Number of comments : 109
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About LolMoqz : My name is Edward, I love music, and I love FMLs.

-Dream Theater
-Megadeth
-Led Zeppelin
-She Wants Revenge
-Arctic Monkeys
-Best Coast
-Guitar
-Drums
-Bass

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LolMoqz's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend admitted to my best friend that she basically just sees me as a dildo with annoying emotions. FML

#21138864
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51158) - you deserved it (6936)

On 05/13/2014 at 5:31pm - love - by taintedlover (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, at work, I misheard a customer telling me a story. To be polite, I did a slight laugh and nodded my head. She actually told me her mum had died. FML

#18021028
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22395) - you deserved it (19515)

On 10/19/2011 at 1:38am - work - by derbyboy - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, the girl I've been dating, and starting to fall in love with, walked out of the bathroom claiming we were going to be parents. I jumped off of the couch in disbelief, yelling, "Really?" She replied, "Really. I just gave birth to a huge dump baby." FML

#17718767
349 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39189) - you deserved it (7089)

On 09/11/2011 at 11:13am - misc - by CaseyFpC85 - United States (Florida)

Today, I was in English when I had to use the bathroom. As I was signing out, the teacher said "Don't forget the hall pass!" It was a plunger. I have to walk across my school with a plunger. FML

#17645605
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23177) - you deserved it (4599)

On 09/02/2011 at 4:44pm - misc - by d0rk_ - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I got tipped more than I have in my bank account. It was $5. FML

#17575849
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25649) - you deserved it (5543)

On 08/25/2011 at 6:16am - money - by Topher (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I watched my neighbor bring his dogs into my yard to let them empty their piss-pipes and poop-chutes. He does this twice a day. I put a "cut it out" sign up. His dogs peed on the sign and knocked it down. My lawn is a landmine of dog logs and I don't know what to do, besides installing actual landmines. FML

Today, over a year on from my parents telling me my dog had died, I went to the shelter to volunteer, and saw my old dog. FML

#17534903
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45545) - you deserved it (2188)

On 08/21/2011 at 1:51am - animals - by Dogless - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was at the airport to pick up my mother since my baby is due soon. As she arrived, I smiled wide and opened my arms for a hug, but she walked right by me. Apparently, being pregnant makes me unrecognizable. My husband and I had to tell it her was me, her own daughter. FML

#17468026
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28531) - you deserved it (2598)

On 08/14/2011 at 6:34am - misc - by Motherly Love - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was using a public urinal when a man came up to use the one next to me. As he approached, he said, "Friendly spy plane inbound" and pretended to look at my knob. FML

#17448380
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25867) - you deserved it (2534)

On 08/12/2011 at 6:40am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I finally figured out why my mechanic was so cheap; he wanted to sleep with me. After I politely declined, he charged me regular price plus extra for "humiliating" him. He's 60. I just recently turned 18. FML

#17444055
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37273) - you deserved it (2875)

On 08/11/2011 at 8:49pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I discovered the reason my favorite stick of deodorant hasn't smelled right for the past two weeks. My dad uses it on his butt crack and balls "to clean up the stank". FML

#17404409
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52374) - you deserved it (3499)

On 08/08/2011 at 3:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was going to kiss my girlfriend for the first time. As I leaned in, closed my eyes, and was about to kiss her, she pushed me away and said, "Not with that pimple on your chin." FML

Today, my family is on the third day of driving cross country. My husband is still pretending he is driving on a NASCAR track, sound effects and all. FML

#17192528
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23279) - you deserved it (3977)

On 07/20/2011 at 4:18pm - misc - by Stacy Dee - United States

Today, already knowing that my girlfriend wanted to be "just friends", I invited her over, hoping to change her mind. She was playfully drawing on me with a pen when I noticed she'd written "Emily's property" on my leg. I said "Aw, I'm yours?" She then drew a for-sale sign on me. FML

#17190246
293 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37052) - you deserved it (10681)

On 07/20/2011 at 12:38pm - love - by John (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, the plant on my windowsill fell and landed in my face while I was napping. It's a cactus. FML

#17123749
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38649) - you deserved it (7187)

On 07/15/2011 at 3:51pm - misc - by Username - United States



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