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Today, at work, I misheard a customer telling me a story. To be polite, I did a slight laugh and nodded my head. She actually told me her mum had died. FML
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On 10/19/2011 at 1:38am - work - by derbyboy - United Kingdom (Derby)
Today, the girl I've been dating, and starting to fall in love with, walked out of the bathroom claiming we were going to be parents. I jumped off of the couch in disbelief, yelling, "Really?" She replied, "Really. I just gave birth to a huge dump baby." FML
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On 09/11/2011 at 11:13am - misc - by CaseyFpC85 - United States (Florida)
Today, I was in English when I had to use the bathroom. As I was signing out, the teacher said "Don't forget the hall pass!" It was a plunger. I have to walk across my school with a plunger. FML
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Today, I got tipped more than I have in my bank account. It was $5. FML
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On 08/25/2011 at 6:16am - money - by Topher (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I watched my neighbor bring his dogs into my yard to let them empty their piss-pipes and poop-chutes. He does this twice a day. I put a "cut it out" sign up. His dogs peed on the sign and knocked it down. My lawn is a landmine of dog logs and I don't know what to do, besides installing actual landmines. FML
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On 08/22/2011 at 10:57am - animals - by rearwindow - United States (Arkansas)
Today, over a year on from my parents telling me my dog had died, I went to the shelter to volunteer, and saw my old dog. FML
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On 08/21/2011 at 1:51am - animals - by Dogless - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I was at the airport to pick up my mother since my baby is due soon. As she arrived, I smiled wide and opened my arms for a hug, but she walked right by me. Apparently, being pregnant makes me unrecognizable. My husband and I had to tell it her was me, her own daughter. FML
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On 08/14/2011 at 6:34am - misc - by Motherly Love - United States (Virginia)
Today, I was using a public urinal when a man came up to use the one next to me. As he approached, he said, "Friendly spy plane inbound" and pretended to look at my knob. FML
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On 08/12/2011 at 6:40am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I finally figured out why my mechanic was so cheap; he wanted to sleep with me. After I politely declined, he charged me regular price plus extra for "humiliating" him. He's 60. I just recently turned 18. FML
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On 08/11/2011 at 8:49pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I discovered the reason my favorite stick of deodorant hasn't smelled right for the past two weeks. My dad uses it on his butt crack and balls "to clean up the stank". FML
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On 08/08/2011 at 3:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I was going to kiss my girlfriend for the first time. As I leaned in, closed my eyes, and was about to kiss her, she pushed me away and said, "Not with that pimple on your chin." FML
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On 08/06/2011 at 9:08am - love - by pimples - Australia (Queensland)
Today, my family is on the third day of driving cross country. My husband is still pretending he is driving on a NASCAR track, sound effects and all. FML
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On 07/20/2011 at 4:18pm - misc - by Stacy Dee - United States
Today, already knowing that my girlfriend wanted to be "just friends", I invited her over, hoping to change her mind. She was playfully drawing on me with a pen when I noticed she'd written "Emily's property" on my leg. I said "Aw, I'm yours?" She then drew a for-sale sign on me. FML
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On 07/20/2011 at 12:38pm - love - by John (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, the plant on my windowsill fell and landed in my face while I was napping. It's a cactus. FML
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On 07/15/2011 at 3:51pm - misc - by Username - United States
Today, I met my long distance girlfriend after two years of being separated by 900 miles. She brought her short distance boyfriend to the meeting. FML
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On 07/14/2011 at 10:22pm - love - by longtriphome (man) - United States
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