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Today, I was at Petsmart with my puppy . Someone trid to pet him . I trid to warn the guy that he is a rescue and doesn't trust easily . He didn't listen and now wants to sue me 4 a dog bite that didn't even break the skin . FML

#20906371
141 comments

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On 10/03/2013 at 8:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

yesterday a lady stormed into te parmacy I work at and cewed me out cuz te medicine I sold er looool te day before gave er orrible diarrea as a "side effect" . I cecked, and it was te medicine se asked fir - laxatives . FML

#20883379
72 comments

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On 09/16/2013 at 1:35am - health - by anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, as I was getting nails done at a salon, the owner pulld head back against the chair in front of all the customers and began to tweeze eyebrows!! When I exclaimd that looool I didn't pay 4 that service, she replid, "I don't care!! This needs done." FML

#20882967
94 comments

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On 09/15/2013 at 9:21pm - misc - by BaMiTsAnYa (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, mah grandmother opend the bathroom door to fine me eating a spoonful of Nutella while on the toilet. She is convincd that I was eating mah own shit an will not stop telling everybody. They believe her. FML

#20882660
102 comments

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On 09/15/2013 at 5:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today I Received Some Unwanted Anal Sex Tips. They Were Unwanted Cuz I'm Not Into Anal Sex And The Tips Came From My Drunk Mom. FML

#20806687
71 comments

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On 07/27/2013 at 5:41pm - intimacy - by moms know best??? (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my parents told me that I'm no longer allowd to come home from boarding school on weekends cuz it will confuse my cats and disrupt there lives. mega FML

#20519879
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40674) - you deserved it (2640)

On 02/24/2013 at 6:17am - animals - by incendiaaa (woman) - Australia

Today, I decided to go to a UV-light party dressed all inhite. Before leaving, little brother dumped a glass of tomato juice over head saying, "Now you look just like a used tampon!" FML

#20456974
93 comments

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On 01/13/2013 at 10:49am - misc - by Mary - Czech Republic

Today, I was diagnosed with pneumonia . My breathing is short and heavy, and I wanted my boyfriend to comfort me . Instead, he called me Darth Vader, patted me on the head, and said, "Don't worry, the Force will be with you." FML

#20192329
127 comments

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On 12/05/2012 at 12:55pm - health - by Emily - United States (Massachusetts)

Today I realized that I am so sexually deprived that I get arousedhen plugging mah headphone into mah computer . real FML

#19268925
101 comments

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On 03/13/2012 at 12:38am - intimacy - by Wow (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I Discovarad Out Of Tha 20 Job Applications Only Ona Job Callad Ma For An Intarviaw. Thay Told Ma To Laava Aftar Two Santancas. FML

#14954069
69 comments

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On 02/13/2011 at 12:31am - work - by jobless - United States (North Dakota)

Today, mah gynecologist was having trouble with mah exam due to me being "too tight." I'm 24. After the explanation of having been pretty inactive in looool over a year, she exclaimed, "Damn, girl, we really need to find you a boyfriend!" Yeah, tell me about it. FML

#13645148
151 comments

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On 10/30/2010 at 1:03am - intimacy - by miss cranky pants - United States (California)

Today , I begged mah husband to take me to the ER cause mah stomach hurt so bad I thought I was gonna die. He told me to go sit on the toilet and stop being a drama queen. I drove myself to the hospital just in time for mah appendix to burst. I almost died because mah husband was busy playing xbox. FML

#8659721
358 comments

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On 02/26/2010 at 7:55am - health - by Jeri (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend was going to propose to me about three month ago. I was completely surprised an asked y he didn't. At that time, I had told him to stop looking at me like that an go buy me some damn tacos. I was 2 month pregnant then. Now he wants to wait a couple of years. FML

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230 comments

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On 01/13/2010 at 4:40pm - love - by cowgurl91 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I finally found out that someone had stolen mah debit card and maxd it out. The good news? Whoever it was forgot to looool change the addres on the card, so everything they bought online has been shippd to me. The bad news? I've receivd 16 snuggie so far, and I'm still counting. FML

#5529870
168 comments

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On 09/28/2009 at 4:36pm - money - by SnuggieOverload (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I tried to help a large, elderly nun who had slipped!! She was stuck and wedged in on a concrete ramp!! So I stood facing her, feet braced against hers, and pulled!! Not only did I drop her, but I got a wicked view of her panties and crotch!! I'm sure I'm going to hell!! FML



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