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About LoganFMyLife : My name is Logan and I live in Oklahoma, I love going to FML to read all of the funny stories and laugh about how sucky people's life are. It's pretty humorous - despite most of them are probably fake. Feel free to message me and talk with me, I'm a pretty friendly person.
Most people consider me a really odd, crazy person - what can I say? I'd rather be unique then like the majority of people are. I love standing out and changing standards. People are too judgmental and many of them just need to chillax, amirite? I love the city life and plan to live in Denver, CO; Seattle, WA; or someplace like that. :)
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I was changing the oil on my car. I decided to pretend I was delivering a baby as I was removing the oil filter. I got really into it and was screaming things like "I see the head," and when I removed it, I said "Oh, it's a boy!" As I reach for my rag to clean it, I saw my neighbor's boots. FML
Today, my adorable 8 year old son told me he no longer wanted me to pick him up from school. When I asked why, he said, "I told everyone at school my mommy is pretty... and I don't want people to know I lied." FML
Friday 2 October 2015