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LoganBurrito
  • Town/Country : Murika, LA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 7 January 1994 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 274
  • Number of comments : 84
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I was texting my girlfriend and asked her for a picture, expecting something provocative. She sent me a picture of her holding a positive pregnancy test. We had sex once. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14288) - you deserved it (39142)

On 06/09/2012 at 12:51am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I got an inconvenient erection while at my girlfriends house, so I tried to think of something stupid to get rid of it. I tried thinking of Pokémon, which actually made me harder. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18831) - you deserved it (7569)

On 05/07/2012 at 4:38pm - intimacy - by me (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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