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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 7 January 1994 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 514
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I was texting my girlfriend and asked her for a picture, expecting something provocative. She sent me a picture of her holding a positive pregnancy test. We had sex once. FML


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Today, I got an inconvenient erection while at my girlfriends house, so I tried to think of something stupid to get rid of it. I tried thinking of Pokémon, which actually made me harder. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28548) - you deserved it (11531)

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