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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 23 June 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 9009
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, while walking past a homeless man, I heard him comment on the woman in front of me saying, "I should come to this side of town more often, there's some hotties here." Then he saw me and said, "Wait, no, I think I'll stay on the other side of town." FML

#14124192
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26850) - you deserved it (3673)

On 12/07/2010 at 8:49pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got mugged. After taking my cell phone, the guy politely said: "Thanks. Have a nice evening. Be careful on your way home." FML

#14119130
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32458) - you deserved it (2767)

On 12/07/2010 at 11:09am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Guatemala (Guatemala)

Today, after years of hard work, I had an interview at the highest ranking university in the world 800 miles from where I live. It snowed heavily for the last 2 days closing every road, railway, and airport causing me to miss the interview. There is no rescheduling. FML

#14110903
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32205) - you deserved it (2439)

On 12/06/2010 at 7:37pm - work - by hulio88 -

Today, I got hit in the mouth with a hockey stick and lost four teeth. Yesterday I got my braces of six years removed. FML

#14036176
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72812) - you deserved it (5137)

On 11/30/2010 at 2:10pm - health - by Anonymous - Ireland (Monaghan)

Today, I asked my boyfriend to try and man up and act a bit tougher. He started crying. FML

#13881563
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35397) - you deserved it (18358)

On 11/17/2010 at 9:32pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML

#13850566
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (75682) - you deserved it (4246)

On 11/15/2010 at 6:33am - misc - by xkal174 - United States (New York)

Today, I was on a bench enjoying the sun, when a guy comes and sits next to me. Next thing I know, he lets out a loud fart, then looks my way with pride. I stare back in shock. He then says to me, "Yeah, that just happened," and walks off. FML

#13697892
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57899) - you deserved it (12349)

On 11/03/2010 at 3:27am - misc - by flying13 (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was on a bench enjoying the sun, when a guy comes and sits next to me. Next thing I know, he lets out a loud fart, then looks my way with pride. I stare back in shock. He then says to me, "Yeah, that just happened," and walks off. FML

#13697892
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57899) - you deserved it (12349)

On 11/03/2010 at 3:27am - misc - by flying13 (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I discovered that my son has an allergy to cats. My partner of two years, not wanting to fight, suggested a compromise: that my son and the cat take turns sleeping outside. FML

#13521617
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28242) - you deserved it (5291)

On 10/20/2010 at 3:11am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, I met my roommate for the first time. I walked in the door to see him in full Roman gladiator gear, screaming at the computer because he lost 18 knights. He also told me he wakes up every 3 hours to make sure his army is still intact. FML

#13521547
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36657) - you deserved it (3099)

On 10/20/2010 at 3:00am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I learned I was adopted and that my parents had died in a car accident when I was really young. My girlfriend was sitting next to me when I got the news, and several hours later broke up with me in a text stating, "I don't want to be with someone who doesn't have real parents." FML

#13506620
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (78452) - you deserved it (3496)

On 10/19/2010 at 12:30am - misc - by losingit (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found a surveillance camera in my room. FML

#13490049
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46986) - you deserved it (3641)

On 10/17/2010 at 8:27pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was walking to school. I started running to catch up with my friend. I yelled her name, and she turned around in time to watch me slip on a sheet of ice, fall face first, and pass out. When she ran to my side, I unconsciously peed on her. FML

#13471271
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28091) - you deserved it (3756)

On 10/16/2010 at 11:18am - misc - by anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my friends took me to a strip club for my 25th birthday. I went onstage with 5 dollars in my mouth to tip the dancer. She then took off my belt and pants and spanked me 25 times with the buckle end of the belt. I paid a stripper 5 dollars to whoop my ass. FML

#13345855
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9294) - you deserved it (35454)

On 10/06/2010 at 7:18pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was rushed to the hospital to deliver my child. On the way, I called my husband who was in a bar with his friends. Drunk, he just yelled, "BROS BEFORE HOS!!" and hung up. FML

#13318955
324 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72188) - you deserved it (8101)

On 10/04/2010 at 5:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)



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