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Loff

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 23 June 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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Today, I skipped school and stayed home without telling my parents. My mom came home on her lunch break with another man, and had sex in our living room. I'm stuck in my room, listening to my mom cheat on my dad. FML

#16168666
379 comments

I agree, your life sucks (120917) - you deserved it (17290)

On 05/14/2011 at 7:15am - intimacy - by ali grace - United States (Texas)

Today, my mom confused me with my dad. She got in the shower with me. FML

#15883377
315 comments

I agree, your life sucks (86538) - you deserved it (6484)

On 04/22/2011 at 7:11am - intimacy - by Damian -

Today, I was on the train to work. I was up late the night before, causing me to doze off. When I woke up, I was at my station. I stood up, went to walk out of the door and fell flat on my face on a platform full of people. Someone had tied my shoelaces together. FML

#15883320
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31047) - you deserved it (6678)

On 04/22/2011 at 6:50am - work - by anonymous -

Today, my husband and I were diagnosed with herpes. We've been together for five years and were both virgins before. Even the doctor couldn't give any other explanation. FML

#15820031
739 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53184) - you deserved it (7418)

On 04/17/2011 at 10:29am - health - by bumpyroad - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was robbed. They took my father's ashes. FML

#15741508
307 comments

I agree, your life sucks (101185) - you deserved it (5203)

On 04/11/2011 at 3:29pm - misc - by stolen - United States (Tennessee)

Today, while at the beach, my little sister thought it would be cute to feed a small seagull some of her food. Minutes later a flock of seagulls swarmed and attacked me and my sandwich. FML

#15683687
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26993) - you deserved it (3949)

On 04/07/2011 at 7:28pm - misc - by ihateseagulls (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, while bending over to get the brownies I was making out of the oven, my husband slapped my butt. I fell into the oven. FML

#15619603
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (78372) - you deserved it (6255)

On 04/03/2011 at 11:14am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML

#15588696
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50004) - you deserved it (7949)

On 04/01/2011 at 11:55am - misc - by WTF? - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my wife created a "Points Reward" system for the privilege of sex. 10 points for doing the dishes, 20 for the laundry, etc. How many points do I need before I can have sex with her? 2300. FML

#15430260
702 comments

I agree, your life sucks (75590) - you deserved it (16435)

On 03/22/2011 at 10:59am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I showed my colleagues how I could switch on my webcam at home from the office. That's how we all found out my wife is cheating on me. FML

#15309756
283 comments

I agree, your life sucks (117523) - you deserved it (7094) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/14/2011 at 5:26pm - love - by Albert06 - France

Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my brand new car. FML

#15266728
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28433) - you deserved it (4612)

On 03/10/2011 at 8:44pm - misc - by JulieClaire -

Today, I discovered I have dandruff, which I never had before. I googled the possible reasons and those are depression and hormones. Not only have I not had sex for a year, but it's also the reason I have dandruff. And apparently I'm depressed. How sexy is that? FML

#15150617
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29044) - you deserved it (6522)

On 02/28/2011 at 10:27am - intimacy - by icareaboutmyhair (woman) - Estonia (Harjumaa)

Today, I cycled 30 minutes through hail and rain to get my pregnant girlfriend the crisps she was craving. When I made it back, she didn't want them anymore. FML

#15139053
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41482) - you deserved it (7677)

On 02/27/2011 at 12:41pm - love - by Anonymous - Ireland

Today, while sitting on the couch, my boyfriend came over, pulled his penis out of his fly, and started stabbing me in the face with it while humming the Jaws theme. FML

#14990668
294 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49354) - you deserved it (13914)

On 02/15/2011 at 2:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I rummaged around in the attic, looking for old pictures of me and my family, so I could make a surprise collage. Instead, I found my dad's old journals, talking about how desperately he didn't want a kid, and how he wanted to leave my mother more and more every day that passed since I was born. FML

#14974571
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43673) - you deserved it (3811)

On 02/14/2011 at 3:12pm - misc - by surfergal91 (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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