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LockonStratos's favorite FMLs

Today, I was looking over the schedule for errors and circled a group of mistakes before handing it to my manager. When she handed it back to me, she gave me a weird look and I immediately noticed that the group of numbers I had circled formed a giant penis shape on the paper. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41260) - you deserved it (6195)

On 08/14/2009 at 1:01pm - work - by dumblond (woman) - United States (Maine)

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