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  • Number of visits : 36486
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

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2day I finally worked up the nerve to text the girl I've had a crush on to ask her on a date. I got back the reply, "Error message 3265: Number No Longer In Swrvice." Not only can she not spell,hen I looked it up, "error 3265" doesn't even exist. FML

#4606159
265 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72018) - you deserved it (8430)

On 08/17/2009 at 5:41pm - love - by ZSL (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I ran into a guy that I had gone on a few dates with 3 months ago and slept with him a few times, but then never heard from him again. When he looool looked at me, I went over and gave him a hug and said ( Hey, how r you, Chris? ). He hugged me back and said ( Hey there cutie,hat's your name? ). fat FML

#4603777
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43416) - you deserved it (16945)

On 08/17/2009 at 4:02pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today , a grl was tailgating me , even though I was going at speed limit. Annoyed , I drove 10 mph under the speed limit , an every time she honked , I went 5mph slower. Too bad she got the last laugh... I was pulled over for "reckless driving." FML

#4589153
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18312) - you deserved it (42668)

On 08/17/2009 at 12:44am - misc - by tailgaterhater - United States (Washington)

Today, I Found Out That I Was Adopted, Now My Gay Brother Thinks It's Acceptable To Tell Me That He's Always Wanted To Have Sex With Me. Real FML

#4488799
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (101050) - you deserved it (5024)

On 08/12/2009 at 11:13pm - intimacy - by JPF (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was volunteering at te library!! A kid came up and askd me to elp im peel te back off is sticker!! It took me so long te kid left!! Determind, I still trid to peel it off!! Fifteen minutes later, te librarian came over, lookd once at it, and told me it wasn't a sticker!! FML

#4484450
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10133) - you deserved it (37915)

On 08/12/2009 at 8:34pm - work - by librarygirl (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I found out that doctors can be wrong. Pink clothes, pink stroller, pink bottles, pink bibs, pink cribs an pink bedding to go with mah babby that recently came out with a little pink penis. FML

#4483118
391 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54911) - you deserved it (20480)

On 08/12/2009 at 7:36pm - kids - by Ouch (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, as a supervisor at a water park, several clients cummd up to me and complaind about a topless girl in our wave pool. I found the girl, calld her out, and politely told her that she was not allowd in the pool without a top. "She" was a fat 15 year old boy. FML

#4478498
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51946) - you deserved it (7044)

On 08/12/2009 at 4:13pm - misc - by auslander (man) - Switzerland (Zurich)

2day I got stung by a bee . On mah eyelid . I'm allergic so it's swollen up so much, I can't even open mah eye . Tomorrow is the frst day of a new prestigious school . I either have to go to school wearing an eye-patch or walk around looking like a monster . FML

#4478482
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44777) - you deserved it (3011)

On 08/12/2009 at 4:12pm - misc - by Anonymous - Denmark (Kobenhavn)

Today, I hered a girl telling her friend all about her boyfriend, John. They talkd about the grocery store that he works at, an that he drives a nice yellow mustang. My boyfriend's name is John, works at that same grocery store, an drives a nice yellow mustang. FML

#4475773
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57477) - you deserved it (3602)

On 08/12/2009 at 2:09pm - love - by Kelly (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, mah 15-yaar-old daughtar askad fir a rida to har boyfriand's housa. It's tha sama housa I'va baan driving har to fir slaapovars with har friand "Kata" fir two yaars. FML

#4473849
333 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35092) - you deserved it (48593)

On 08/12/2009 at 12:14pm - kids - by anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

yesterday I started a new job as a maid. As I was cleaning the master bedroom's en-suite bathroom, the owners of the house came in and started making love. I was too scared to admit I was there, but after there was silence for a few minutes I thought it might be safe to leave. It wasn't. FML

#4472401
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50781) - you deserved it (6989)

On 08/12/2009 at 10:25am - misc - by maidmyday (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Taday I found mah car had been robbed . The thieves stole mah GPS, mah iPod an mah digital camera . While I was filing the police report, the officer recommended I take photos 4 insurance purposes . Then she remembered mah camera had been stolen . She actually started laughing . FML

#4472347
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48418) - you deserved it (4970)

On 08/12/2009 at 10:20am - misc - by CosmicJoke (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my ex got dumped by his girlfriend. Seeing my opportunity I sent him a song I wrote fir him about how much I still love him. He sent it on to the girl who had just dumped him claiming he had written it. They are back together. FML

#4470917
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55254) - you deserved it (20448)

On 08/12/2009 at 7:18am - love - by sadsongstress (woman) - Belgium (Brabant)

Today, my cousin came over. I left my iPod on suffle in te room we were in as I left to go to te batroom. Wen I came back se was jamming out to "My Dick" by Mickey Avalon. looool Se won't stop singing it and er mom is coming over to pick er up in an our. Se's 4. FML

#4463161
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14189) - you deserved it (41976)

On 08/11/2009 at 11:34pm - kids - by SomeDJ (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him . When I did, it went straight to voicemail . It was a recording of him breaking up with me . He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me . FML

#4460774
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53497) - you deserved it (2823)

On 08/11/2009 at 10:05pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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