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About LmfaoKacey : Hi :)
My name is Kacey aaaaand I'm a chem nerd...
Music is my life.
I love Zacky Vengeance(: A7X foREVERANDever

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Today, I startd to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I looool accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guesshat?! I just came." FML

#9070560
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On 03/14/2010 at 10:49am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States

Today I brought mah new girlfriend over to show off to mah family when mah senile looool great-grandmother walkd into the room wearing nothing but her underpants asking when the Olympics come on . FML

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On 02/17/2010 at 2:30am - misc - by unfortunate419 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today... I was drinking from a water fountain. I bent over to sip the water and felt a HUGE slap on my ass. Completely confusd... I turn around to see some guy with a horrifid look on his face. Apparently he thought I was his grlfriend. And then I saw his grlfriend standing behind him. Giving me the evil eye. real FML

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On 01/21/2010 at 12:30am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

TODAY I WAS AT THE MOVIE THEATRE . I WENT TO THE BATHROOM AN WAS ABOUT TO WIPE MY BUTT WHEN I REALIZED THAT WHERE THE TOILET-PAPER DISPENSER SHOULD HAVE BEEN THERE WAS A LARGE HOLE . THE WOMAN IN THE NEXT STALL WAVED . FML

#7309178
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On 01/12/2010 at 9:57pm - misc - by pass_the_tp (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was attending a drug-free lecture at school. The speaker said, ( There r many ways to quit smoking. You can try patches, gum, or even quitting cold turkey. Any questions? ) I raised my hand, and she called on me. I asked, ( How does cold turkey help? ) And then I realized. FML

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On 12/09/2009 at 7:53pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Yesterday , I found out that the plant in my kitchen that I have been watering fir almost 2 years is fake. FML

#6453438
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On 11/25/2009 at 9:41pm - misc - by IlikeGreenPlants (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today , I learned that being a twin really isn't that cool. After laughing at mah twin brother fir getting a speeding ticket he turns to me and says ( It's not mine. ) Confused , I look at the ticket and see mah name. He used mah license. FML

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On 10/20/2009 at 3:03pm - misc - by Twinner (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Yesterday..!! I was taking a bubble bath..!! and had mah iPod touch on the side of mah bathtub so I could listen to mah music!! My dog walked up to the side of the tub..!! looked me in the eye..!! and nudged mah iPod into the water!! FML

#5789992
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On 10/12/2009 at 1:36am - animals - by bubbles (woman) - United States

Today, I was at my friends ouse for te first time in monts. I saw er newest ciuaua dog, Mickey, an e was excited tat new people were over. I picked im up an sligtly bounced im in te air. Because of te bounce an is excitement, e peed a little bit, straigt into my eye. FML

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On 09/23/2009 at 1:55am - animals - by GreatAim - United States (Ohio)

TODAY MAH BOYFRIEND GAVE ME A POEM SAYING "ROSES R RD VIOLETS R BLUE RUBBISH IS DUMPD AND SO R YOU." FML

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On 09/14/2009 at 5:41am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, I decidd to lay out topless in mah fencd-in backyard !! For about an hour, everything was going great until I sneezd and mah creepy, middle-agd neighbor said "bless you" !! From mah bushes !! FML

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On 09/02/2009 at 1:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

it was mah brthday. My parents came into mah room at 12:01 to surprise me. Do u knowhat fifteen year olds do at midnight? FML

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On 08/22/2009 at 12:25pm - misc - by urmommmm (man) - United States (New York)

Today, At A Family Gathering, Mah Aunt Asked Me When I Was Planning To Have Children . I'm Only 16, I Laughed And Said Not 4 A While, Definitely Not Until I Get Married . My Family Shook There Heads, And Ignored Me 4 The Rest Of The Day . Apparently, Teenage Pregnancy Is Valued In Mah Family . FML

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On 08/15/2009 at 7:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, mah boyfriand was raading ma a lova poam ha wrota for ma. It was baautiful, and going raally wall until ha raad tha last lina,hich had a girl's nama in it. It wasn't mah nama. My boyfriand said "shit, wrong girl", and dug through his bag for a diffarant poam. FML

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On 08/04/2009 at 7:27am - love - by jemma (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, wile at ma boyfriend's ouse waiting for im to sower, is moter slams a pair of underwear on te table an tells me tat if se ever finds someting like tat in er son's room again, se is forbidding im from seeing me. Te underwear isn't mine. FML

#3756487
106 comments

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On 07/14/2009 at 8:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)



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