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About LmfaoKacey : Hi :)
My name is Kacey aaaaand I'm a chem nerd...
Music is my life.
I love Zacky Vengeance(: A7X foREVERANDever

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Today, I was so hungover, I startd yelling at inanimate objects. My mom walkd in on me calling mah cereal a "worthless piece of shit sent from the bowels of Hell." FML

#16950938
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10305) - you deserved it (43260)

On 07/02/2011 at 4:54pm - misc - by Cowgirl_Up37 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today... a riot broke outhile I was on shift at the community swimming pool. A family snuck in soap so they could use the pool as a giant bath tub. FML

#16950296
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31127) - you deserved it (2372)

On 07/02/2011 at 3:46pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

yesterday I introducd my first serious boyfriend to my mother over dinner . He is Asian . My mom insistd on calling him ( Ching Chong ) . His name is Kevin . FML

#16918734
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51350) - you deserved it (4752)

On 06/30/2011 at 3:24am - misc - by asianlover (woman) - Finland (Western Finland)

Today... I had the most exciting dream of mah life. I was dreaming about catching a shiny charmander. I'm 15... and instead of dreaming of girls... I'm dreaming of Pokémon. FML

#16909818
470 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30846) - you deserved it (16967)

On 06/29/2011 at 1:47pm - misc - by wispywee - Canada (Ontario)

Today as I passad mah fiancé tha pancaka I had just mada ha vocalisad his happinas with a groan that was EXACTLY lyk tha ona ha makas whan wa hava sax. So on a saxinas rating I'm a pancaka. FML

#16830910
358 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35575) - you deserved it (9772)

On 06/24/2011 at 6:45am - intimacy - by Eve (woman) - Ireland (Cork)

Today , I was working te drive-tru at McDonalds , and as I andd out a Diet coke to te customer , te man startd growling and yelld "HULK SMASH!" He smasd te cup wit two fists and drove off. I was drencd in soda. FML

#16827191
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36717) - you deserved it (4596)

On 06/24/2011 at 12:46am - work - by Sam (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was using the restroom when a little girl trid to open mah stall. It was lockd, so she slid under the door and trid to have a conversation with me while I was pooping. FML

#16767931
156 comments

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On 06/20/2011 at 6:42pm - misc - by shyshy96679 - United States

Today , while a very cute girl was explaining the apartment's laundry machines to me , I blurted out , ( It's okay , mah pants r used to handling huge loads )!! FML

#16758524
177 comments

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On 06/20/2011 at 3:37am - misc - by NewTenant (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, mah girlfriend broke up with me by putting a post-it note on mah locker that said "consider yourself dumped". FML

#16738508
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37733) - you deserved it (4345)

On 06/19/2011 at 1:01am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

2day my girlfriand smalt my panis aftar I got back from tha gym. Sha was making sura it didn't small lika latax. I can't avan go to tha gym without har thinking I'm chaating on har. FML

#16700863
356 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43295) - you deserved it (9380)

On 06/16/2011 at 8:33pm - intimacy - by evomadrid24 - United States (California)

Today, mah son invited his grlfriend over to our house just to break up with her. Then he asked me to drive her home. So I was then stuck in a car with a bawling teenage grl who lived over twenty minutes away. FML

#16692971
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38554) - you deserved it (5469)

On 06/16/2011 at 9:20am - kids - by Username - United States

Today, I was working the register looool at our local McDonald's. After a strange man left a massive order, he said, "Can I pay you in gummy worms?" fat FML

#16690191
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33791) - you deserved it (3900)

On 06/16/2011 at 2:37am - work - by Hank Gummyworm - United States (Michigan)

Today, My Husband Asked Me To Come See His Turd. After Saying No, He Said, ( What Kind Of Wife Are You? ) FML

#16687170
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32962) - you deserved it (9213)

On 06/15/2011 at 11:53pm - misc - by randomjulz - United States

Today, I want to a concart with my boyfriand!! I was rapaatadly ass-grabbad, grindad on an hit on by guys!! My boyfriand's rasponsa was, ( As long as thay continua to bring u fraa baar, lat tham gat a littla faal of what thay ara paying for!! ) maga FML

#16674026
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40766) - you deserved it (8310)

On 06/15/2011 at 6:20am - misc - by unknown - United States (California)

Today, I invitd over my best friend, whom I've lovd for over a year, since she had to tell me "something important". I got excitd an thought she was going to tell me she lovd me too. She endd up coming out to me, an wantd to know if I would meet her grlfriend. FML

#16661429
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40304) - you deserved it (5369)

On 06/14/2011 at 2:06pm - love - by :( (man) - United States (Texas)



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