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Lizzyyy
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 314
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I saw my brother on TV after 3 years of no contact. He was being arrested on Cops. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37892) - you deserved it (2764)

On 06/11/2011 at 8:54pm - misc - by Sarah (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I thought I heard someone shifting around in my house. I froze in fear and then I heard it again. I thought I was hearing things until I realized that it wasn't an intruder in my home. The shifting noise was my thighs rubbing together when I walked. FML

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On 04/29/2011 at 2:52am - misc - by Celluloid (woman) - United States (Hawaii)



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