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  • Birth Date : Thursday 15 March 1990 (25 years)
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Today, I found a condom on my bed with a note written by my girlfriend that said, "Since you started acting like a dick, you might as well dress like one." FML


I agree, your life sucks (13518) - you deserved it (59953)

On 11/25/2011 at 10:02am - intimacy - by Dickhead - Lebanon

 Today, my mom is marrying my ex boyfriend's dad. The same ex boyfriend who I caught cheating on me with my sister. Family gatherings are going to be such a joy! FML


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On 09/21/2011 at 1:53am - misc - by AL - United States (California)

Today, I started my first day working at a toddler day care center. At one point I decided to play "got your nose" with one of the kids. It turns out this kid has a physical birth abnormality on his face. I got his nose... his prosthetic nose. FML


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On 08/31/2011 at 12:04pm - kids - by MJjunior (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I sent a forward to the ladies at my office. When I scrolled down I noticed my personal emails from my best friend were attached. They go into great detail about the sex I had last night, when I was planning on dumping my boyfriend and that I suspected I had an anal fissure. FML


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On 05/28/2009 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by crazybiotch (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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