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Lizza330

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Lizza330

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 30 March 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 8569
  • Number of comments : 167
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I overheard my parents planning on how to get me to move out of the house. It's my house. They only came to visit and forgot to leave. FML

#17668711
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41028) - you deserved it (2961)

On 09/05/2011 at 6:59am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, my wife told our six year old daughter that the devil beats his wife whenever there's a rainbow. Now she won't stop crying. FML

#17635834
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34157) - you deserved it (3767)

On 09/01/2011 at 2:02pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I walked into my shed to find my daughter's boyfriend asleep and completely duct-taped to the ceiling, with his face painted like a clown. FML

#17628781
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32152) - you deserved it (3070)

On 08/31/2011 at 10:00am - kids - by piece of shed - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend will only speak to me using Lady Gaga lyrics. FML

#17627394
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34522) - you deserved it (5362)

On 08/31/2011 at 2:31am - love - by ryanlogan - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I went to the House of Horrors at Universal Studios. People dressed up as monsters would jump at us, and I was so freaked out that I tripped. My equally terrified mom fell on top of me. Frankenstein's monster was nice enough to ask us if we were alright. FML

#17565538
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18995) - you deserved it (14844)

On 08/24/2011 at 2:32am - misc - by Trimacle (woman) - United States (California)

Today, in algebra, I took out my notebook. My Chinese teacher was so impressed with my "Chinese" writings on the cover that I'm now her "favorite student". Those "Chinese" symbols are actually Japanese, but I wanted someone to like me so badly that I didn't correct her. FML

#17530049
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26025) - you deserved it (5030)

On 08/20/2011 at 3:40pm - misc - by Miguel - United States

Today, I was at Target deciding what chap-stick to get when an old lady violently hit me with her umbrella and kept yelling at me saying, "You are too young for this! Think twice!" FML

#17525385
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30384) - you deserved it (2618)

On 08/20/2011 at 12:44am - misc - by anonymous22kittylicklick (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me while we were at the pool. He seemed shocked that I wasn't crying. A slim girl in a bikini walked past and said, "Don't worry, fat people are used to it." FML

#17480475
306 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40919) - you deserved it (4733)

On 08/15/2011 at 1:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)

Today, two Jehovah's Witnesses rang my doorbell for the 10th time. This time they asked me whether I knew Faith's greatest enemy. I replied, "Basic reasoning?" A copy of The Watchtower can really hurt when it hits you in the eye. FML

#17468167
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36281) - you deserved it (9875)

On 08/14/2011 at 7:20am - misc - by Goaway (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a scary movie. I was starting to get a small headache so he gently brushed my hair. During a scary part he jumped and hit me in the head as hard as he could with the brush. I'm still recovering from the migraine. FML

#17458354
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27377) - you deserved it (5032)

On 08/13/2011 at 7:45am - love - by Username - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house. She was staring at me, holding a knife over my face. She ran away, giggling. FML

#17457057
273 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39608) - you deserved it (4256)

On 08/13/2011 at 2:37am - love - by bTOhno - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I walked outside my house to find my father in nothing but his underwear, spraying ants with ant-killer, laughing like a maniac and screaming, "Die bitches! Die!" FML

#17447180
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32119) - you deserved it (4303)

On 08/12/2011 at 2:17am - misc - by TuteSweet - United States (Connecticut)

Today, a week after my fiancé and I got engaged, his mother is already complaining that she isn't involved enough in the wedding arrangements. We haven't even set a date yet. FML

#17426270
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28432) - you deserved it (2377)

On 08/10/2011 at 3:18am - love - by Potential Bridezilla (woman) - United Arab Emirates

Today, a week after my fiancé and I got engaged, his mother is already complaining that she isn't involved enough in the wedding arrangements. We haven't even set a date yet. FML

#17426270
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28432) - you deserved it (2377)

On 08/10/2011 at 3:18am - love - by Potential Bridezilla (woman) - United Arab Emirates

Today, I got a complaint from my neighbor about a little girl staring at her through my guest bedroom window for the past month. I live alone. And now I'm scared to live in my own house. FML

#17349963
378 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53555) - you deserved it (3285)

On 08/03/2011 at 12:04am - misc - by soccerbuddyz - United States (Florida)



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