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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 30 March 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 9101
  • Number of comments : 172
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, well, last night, I told my girlfriend that I'm a light sleeper, and that the slightest disturbance will wake me up. As a result, this morning when I looked in the mirror I noticed a bunch of stuff written all over my body, like "You see, you didn't wake up!", "Nor now!". FML


I agree, your life sucks (8682) - you deserved it (30414)

On 01/04/2009 at 10:33pm - love - by titou - Sent from mobile version

Today, my wife and I both have blond hair and blue eyes, we just had a red headed son. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40369) - you deserved it (8581)

On 12/31/2008 at 10:45pm - kids - by - Sent from mobile version

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