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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 30 March 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 9316
  • Number of comments : 173
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Lizza330's favorite FMLs

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41496) - you deserved it (33341)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, I flirted with a guy for ten minutes before realizing I was sitting between him and his girlfriend. FML

#14881953
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12645) - you deserved it (42260)

On 02/07/2011 at 12:41pm - love - by Lindsay (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my mom and I tried out Just Dance 2 on the Wii. When we both threw out our hands at the same time, my mom's Wii remote hit my hand and ripped my finger nail. As I stared at the bloody, half hanging off nail, my mom muttered, "You should have stayed in your dance space." FML

#14852761
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34022) - you deserved it (8562)

On 02/05/2011 at 1:41pm - health - by Winchesterlover (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got home from my holidays to find my flatmate has moved his girlfriend in without asking me. Not only does she walk around naked, she has also redecorated the rooms. FML

#14752507
250 comments

Today, I got my wisdom teeth cut out. While my girlfriend was driving me home, I, still being high on the laughing gas, accidentally admitted to cheating on her. She was kind enough to wait until the numbness wore off before she punched me in the face. FML

#14747577
327 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9794) - you deserved it (114343)

On 01/28/2011 at 8:06pm - love - by peeoncarl1111 - United States

Today, at work, I accidentally walked into a meeting at which the whole company was there but me. The meeting was about how they could legally fire me while paying as little severance as possible. I'm the CEO and the founder of the company. FML

#13825716
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45449) - you deserved it (4122)

On 11/13/2010 at 9:43am - work - by everythingWASperfect - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at work, I was trying to repeat an order back to this guy, when his drunk girlfriend started to interrupt me. Whenever I would open my mouth, she would say "Blah blah blah." Literally. Eventually, I gave up. I got his order wrong, and got yelled at by my manager for not repeating his order. FML

#13456460
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28267) - you deserved it (2816)

On 10/15/2010 at 6:52am - work - by ziatenaj - United States (California)

Today, I got dumped because I was on my period. Apparently he was pissed because I have one "like, every single month." FML

Today, I was rushed to the hospital because I was crying so hard I couldn't breathe. Why was I crying? My favorite anime character died. FML

#7711889
284 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18725) - you deserved it (80613)

On 01/30/2010 at 3:54pm - misc - by Obsessed (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my daughter learned that if she rips a toy out of its package in front of a store employee, mommy will be forced to buy it. She now has two new toys today. FML

#7273590
323 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35073) - you deserved it (10642)

On 01/11/2010 at 3:09am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I finished up a week of this new "Liquid Foods" diet I learned about from a friend. After a week of denying myself of my favorite foods and eating only non-fat yoghurt and smoothies, I have not only gained 2 pounds, but have diarrhea. Just in time for my anniversary. FML

#7249496
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10529) - you deserved it (30119)

On 01/10/2010 at 12:35am - health - by bummed (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend asked me why girls don't have armpit hair. FML

#6758302
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31034) - you deserved it (5826)

On 12/14/2009 at 11:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was shopping with my baby daughter when an older woman came up to me. She glared and said, "You know, if you kids learned how to keep your legs closed, you wouldn't be a mother at 16." I'm 25. FML

#6288438
268 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42065) - you deserved it (3888)

On 11/13/2009 at 3:26pm - kids - by notateen (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my cat head-butted me awake as usual. I reached to pet him, but it wasn't his face I touched. It was the still-twitching corpse of the disemboweled rat he held in his jaws. FML

#4781162
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37886) - you deserved it (3981)

On 08/24/2009 at 9:38am - animals - by CatLady (woman) - Canada (Quebec)



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