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Lizza330

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 30 March 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 8777
  • Number of comments : 169
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Lizza330's favorite FMLs

Today, I thought it would be funny to bother my friend Emily. I kept punching her. She asked if I wanted to fight. I agreed because she's a 15 year old skinny girl and I'm 17 year old buff guy. She beat the crap out of me until I cried. FML

#2234853
433 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20445) - you deserved it (151488)

On 05/24/2009 at 5:49am - misc - by AyoitsSteveo (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went on a date with this girl I met online. The conversation drifted and we were talking about how we'd prefer to die, if we had a choice. I said, "I want to skydive over the ocean without a parachute." She said she wants to be made into a wallet. FML

#849037
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58587) - you deserved it (9320)

On 04/07/2009 at 3:08am - love - by no_leather_of_any_kind - United States (Oregon)

Today, I went on a date with this girl I met online. The conversation drifted and we were talking about how we'd prefer to die, if we had a choice. I said, "I want to skydive over the ocean without a parachute." She said she wants to be made into a wallet. FML

#849037
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58587) - you deserved it (9320)

On 04/07/2009 at 3:08am - love - by no_leather_of_any_kind - United States (Oregon)

Today, my girlfriend was driving me to her house against my will when I said, "Sometimes it's annoying that you always decide where we go because you drive." She replied, "Yeah, I wish I could be more of the girl in this relationship." FML

#482680
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13226) - you deserved it (78202)

On 03/20/2009 at 1:08am - misc - by lukey_G (man) - United States (California)

Today, my family and I were at a restaurant. We're Swedish and love talking about people in our language because no one ever understands here. I decided to comment about how ugly the girl at the next table was. She turned around and goes "Dra åt helvete." That's Swedish for "Go to hell." FML

#329882
457 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29288) - you deserved it (304631)

On 03/14/2009 at 9:30pm - misc - by SwedishBozo (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was woken up by my roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleep when I rolled over and the cat was right there beside my head. Meowing. FML

#3778
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20863) - you deserved it (2775)

On 01/30/2009 at 1:18pm - animals - by Noname - Canada (Ontario)

Today, well, last night, I told my girlfriend that I'm a light sleeper, and that the slightest disturbance will wake me up. As a result, this morning when I looked in the mirror I noticed a bunch of stuff written all over my body, like "You see, you didn't wake up!", "Nor now!". FML

#703
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7618) - you deserved it (28156)

On 01/04/2009 at 10:33pm - love - by titou - Sent from mobile version

Today, my wife and I both have blond hair and blue eyes, we just had a red headed son. FML

#767
387 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39728) - you deserved it (8445)

On 12/31/2008 at 10:45pm - kids - by - Sent from mobile version



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